So, three socialists walk into a bar....

Aoc: Wait—who’s paying?

Muslim: We should all contribute equally. That’s fair.

Bernie hana: Hold up! Equality means according to need, not ability! I’m broke this week. Plus, I’ve got three houses to maintain, and I’m only worth three million dollars!

Muslim: Then I guess we should cover you, comrade.

Aoc : But doesn’t that make you the bourgeoisie of this round?

Bernie hana: No, no—it's shared ownership!

Bartender: So… who’s actually paying?

All three: The bar should!

Bartender: (smirks) That’s what the last group of socialists said. They’re washing dishes in the back.


The end it's my first attempt as a skit writer don't laugh to hard 😎