So, three socialists walk into a bar....

Aoc: Wait—who’s paying?

Muslim: We should all contribute equally. That’s fair.

Bernie hana: Hold up! Equality means according to need, not ability! I’m broke this week. Plus, I’ve got three houses to maintain, and I’m only worth three million dollars!

Muslim: Then I guess we should cover you, comrade.

Aoc : But doesn’t that make you the bourgeoisie of this round?

Bernie hana: No, no—it's shared ownership!

Bartender: So… who’s actually paying?

All three: The bar should!

Bartender: (smirks) That’s what the last group of socialists said. They’re washing dishes in the back.

The end it's my first attempt as a skit writer don't laugh to hard 😎

HijabaDabbaDoo · F

@AmericanVibes my brother in christ you've been crying for a while.

MUSLIM
Did you flinch? lmao

AmericanVibes · 41-45, M

@HijabaDabbaDoo No, but I’m crying so hard of your mean comments I just solved the world water crisis for an entire town. I even gave you best comment and this is the thanks you give 😭😭😭😭

SUPERVlXEN · F

Let me know when you get to the joke about Homan walking into the bar, and later outside agaon with a $50,000. That's gonna be a total cracker! Keep working on your material, you might make it one day!