So, three socialists walk into a bar....

Aoc: Wait—who’s paying?

Muslim: We should all contribute equally. That’s fair.

Bernie hana: Hold up! Equality means according to need, not ability! I’m broke this week. Plus, I’ve got three houses to maintain, and I’m only worth three million dollars!

Muslim: Then I guess we should cover you, comrade.

Aoc : But doesn’t that make you the bourgeoisie of this round?

Bernie hana: No, no—it's shared ownership!

Bartender: So… who’s actually paying?

All three: The bar should!

Bartender: (smirks) That’s what the last group of socialists said. They’re washing dishes in the back.

The end it's my first attempt as a skit writer don't laugh to hard 😎

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NerdyPotato ·

Hmm, maybe next time you write a sketch, first learn about the topic first. Because none of this describes how socialism works or how these people claim it does.

AmericanVibes · 41-45, M

@NerdyPotato Oh wow, thank you so much for that enlightening critique really, where would I be without your wisdom? I had no idea research was a thing. Next time I’ll be sure to get your expert advice on socialism before writing a comedy sketch. This is Truly life-changing feedback. Maybe you can even join me on the road to different comedy clubs

NerdyPotato ·

@AmericanVibes

I had no idea research was a thing.

That was pretty clear from this attempt. It's a bit confusing to put that in the middle of a bunch of sarcasm though.