So, three socialists walk into a bar....

Aoc: Wait—who’s paying?

Muslim: We should all contribute equally. That’s fair.

Bernie hana: Hold up! Equality means according to need, not ability! I’m broke this week. Plus, I’ve got three houses to maintain, and I’m only worth three million dollars!

Muslim: Then I guess we should cover you, comrade.

Aoc : But doesn’t that make you the bourgeoisie of this round?

Bernie hana: No, no—it's shared ownership!

Bartender: So… who’s actually paying?

All three: The bar should!

Bartender: (smirks) That’s what the last group of socialists said. They’re washing dishes in the back.

The end it's my first attempt as a skit writer don't laugh to hard 😎

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SandWitch · 26-30, F

Okay, I won't laugh at all then.

Perhaps you should go back to England where most Americans came from?

Like they say, if you can make it in England, you can make it anywhere.

llswag · 18-21, F

@SandWitch Most Americans are from Germany actually!!! :)

SandWitch · 26-30, F

@llswag
The USA got started up in the first place after Englishmen fled from the King of England 250 years ago and then called themselves "Americans" when they landed in North America, actually!!!

I can assure you, most Americans did not come from Germany, but the vast majority came primary from Ireland and England. If most Americans came from Germany, their intellectual genetics would have yielded some very intelligent people, but the USA hasn't seen any evidence of superior intelligence in the last 100 years, particularly during the last 10 years.

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@SandWitch @llswag

According to the US Census 2020 the five largest ancestry groups in the United States are Germans (12.91%), African Americans (12.13%), Mexicans (11.29%), Irish (9.56%), and English (7.64%).

1 German 42,591,423 12.91%
2 African Americans (non -Hispanic) 39,994,653 12.13%
3 Mexican 37,235,886 11.29%
4 Irish 31,518,948 9.56%
5 English* 25,214,712 7.64%
6 American 19,416,668 5.89%
7 Italian 16,552,229 5.02%
8 Native Americans 9,666,058 2.93%
9 Polish 8,936,423 2.71%
10 French 7,376,649 2.24%

https://uscanadainfo.com/ancestry-in-united-states/