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Trump Bill Will Cause 175 Billion People To Lose Medicaid And Die

An alarming report from the Foundation for Communal Socialistic Equity has confirmed that Trump's signature "Big Beautiful Bill" will cause 175 billion people to lose their Medicaid and die horrible deaths.

Experts who wrote the study are calling on legislators to reject the bill before it's too late.

"It's worse than we thought," said Dr. Cali Parmesan of the FCSE on CNN. "Trump's bill will personally murder 175 billion people, and maybe more."

The study predicts that the legislation will likely kill all 8 billion people on the planet within a year of its passage, after which it will travel back in time to different ages to steal people's Medicaid and kill them as well. Some fear that the bill will then travel to other galaxies and wipe out life there, too.

"This bill will be a disaster for the human race, and possibly all sentient life in the universe," said Dr. Parmesan. "Trump literally wants to murder us all. Murder us with a spending bill. He must be stopped."

Trump questioned the veracity of the study. "I don't know who these fourth-rate researchers are, but they sound very low-intelligence," said the President. "They're dumb and they probably are very ugly, like a dog, and they don't have enough intelligence to recognize that my bill is the greatest thing that has ever happened to America. Maybe they hate America. Some are saying that, anyway."

At publishing time, Democrats overwhelmingly decided to support the bill after realizing that killing all of humanity would drastically reduce its carbon footprint.
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And now the facts, from the non-partisan Congressional Budget Office:

⚠ The Senate Republican reconciliation bill would cut gross federal Medicaid and Children’s Health Insurance Program (CHIP) spending by $1.02 trillion over the next ten years. That means the Senate bill’s Medicaid and CHIP cuts are $156.1 billion or 18 percent larger than even the House-passed bill’s draconian cuts of $863.4 billion over ten years.

⚠ These larger gross Medicaid and CHIP cuts are driven by changes to the House-passed bill that would further restrict state use of provider taxes to finance Medicaid, eliminate eligibility for many lawfully present immigrants, cut federal funding for payments to hospitals furnishing emergency Medicaid services, and further reduce certain supplemental payments to hospitals and other providers (known as state-directed payments). The spending effect of these additional cuts is modestly offset by increased Medicaid and CHIP spending from provisions not in the House-passed bill including a rural health transformation program, increased federal Medicaid funding for Alaska and Hawaii, and expanded waiver authority for home- and community-based services.

⚠ Overall, the Senate Republican reconciliation bill’s Medicaid, CHIP, Affordable Care Act marketplace, and Medicare provisions would increase the number of uninsured by 11.8 million in 2034, relative to current law. In comparison, the House-passed bill would increase the number of uninsured by 10.9 million in 2034. (More detailed CBO estimates of the specific Medicaid health coverage effects under the Senate Republican reconciliation bill are not yet available. For example, CBO estimates the House-passed bill’s Medicaid and CHIP provisions would cut Medicaid enrollment by 10.5 million by 2034 and by themselves, increase the number of uninsured by 7.8 million by 2034.)

Source: https://ccf.georgetown.edu/2025/06/29/congressional-budget-office-confirms-senate-republican-reconciliation-bills-medicaid-cuts-are-more-draconian-than-the-house-passed-bill/
sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M
@ElwoodBlues Trump Bill Will Cause 175 Billion People To Lose Jobs And Die
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@ElwoodBlues

From your link:

"On the basis of the Committee’s estimates of savings; Congressional Budget Office analyses; and peer-reviewed studies of the coverage, financial, and health impacts of past Medicaid expansions and contractions, the authors project the likely effects of each option and of the House bill advanced by the Budget Committee in May." [color added for emphasis]

Hmm... ACP... American College of Physicians.

Now they couldn't possibly have a vested interest in exaggerating their death estimates, now could they?

No, not these honest purveyors of good medicine, who never file false claims with Medicare or Medicaid for services not rendered, and who never get outrageous fees for the services they do perform.

https://apnews.com/article/justice-department-health-care-fraud-schemes-6a3e11dc1827dfd20ec8ea04b7c7ce9a

"And the codger rarely faltered, only once the lib-line altered,
almost always fudged and paltered..."
@Thinkerbell And tRump and his billionaire pals don't have a far far larger vested interest in lying???

Tell us though, who lied more about Hydroxychloroquine and Ivermectin, was it tRump or the doctors?? Who lied more about Covid? Was it tRump or the doctors??

Trump, Feb. 07 to Woodward: “It goes through the air. That’s always tougher than the touch. You don’t have to touch things. Right? But the air, you just breathe the air and that’s how it’s passed. And so that’s a very tricky one. That’s a very delicate one. It’s also more deadly than even your strenuous flus.”

tRump bangs the vaxx=autism drum!
LLcoolK · 51-55, M
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
At publishing time, it was further disclosed that top politicians among the Democrats would be exempt from the provisions of the bill, since their health costs would be amply covered by private insurance policies that would be forbidden to the general public, sources close to the matter said.
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@val70

Tell Kweki. 🤭
PatKirby · M
@Thinkerbell

Had to fast forward it to near the end because I'm allergic to communist fantasies. But since Skid Marx & comrades brought no gumdrops and rainbows as promised, and instead brought Death in a Coffin to the prols, it reminded me of 3 blind mice - Wtf are they going? Only the skeleton knows.

Enjoyed the score though, was that Ravel's Bolero?
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@PatKirby

Yep.
4meAndyou · F
Bee Bee Bee buh buh buh Bee Bee Bee...BBB...buh buh buh BBB...🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣 Super funny one... I like the traveling back in time and to other galaxies bit...🤣🤣🤣
joe438 · 61-69, M
The bill also makes it illegal to put chocolate chips in ice cream. When Joe’s handlers found out, they told him to be outraged- which he will be after his nap.
said the eggsperts who've been 100% wrong thus far for 10 years...
sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout The eggspurts that are sitting around in a circle trying to figure out what a woman is, or some other eggspurts?
@sunsporter1649 the eggsperts whove been robbing their citizens blind and now sweating on a DOGE investigations

tell me orange man bad....

sounds legit
AmericanAvenger · 56-60, M
With the millions of undeserving dryfronts and anchor babies that are getting Medicaid, this is something that needed to be done years ago
PatKirby · M
@AmericanAvenger

Living near the border with MX for most of my life I can now say that an ever increasing amount of dryfronts are now headed 180° in the opposite southern direction with 99% chance of the remaining dryfront precipitation following! A stunning reversal that will ultimately save billions! Adíos muchachos!

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AmericanAvenger · 56-60, M
@PatKirby Trump will never get all the credit that he deseves for the border because the detrimental impact of illegal immigration is complex, deep,and varied. Most people don't understand the full scope of what dryfronts do to America. We are starting to see it in the worst sanctuary cities like NYC, DC, and LA - those cities are being gradually ruined by dryfronts. Now the generational creep is showing the cancer that is killing our great culture.
TexChik · F
You know if the commies don't like it, it must be good !
trollslayer · 46-50, M
Hard to separate the satire these days.
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@trollslayer 175 Billion is one hell of a crowd..😷
@trollslayer Seriously. This isn't even satire, this is just the news at this point.
swirlie ·
I'm terribly sorry to sound so obtuse, but would you please explain to me the point of your post?
sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M
@swirlie You figure out what a woman is yet?
swirlie ·
@sunsporter1649
Yes I have. Do you know your purpose on this earth?
@sunsporter1649 asks
You figure out what a woman is yet?
Hermaphrodites have a combination of both male and female sex organs. Are they men or are they women??

What's that? You can't figger it out???
LLcoolK · 51-55, M
You could not have played this better sunsporter1649, some of these boneheads can't recognize blatant satire when they read it.
zonavar68 · 56-60, M
@LLcoolK Trump doesn't believe in satire - he thinks he is instinctively correct 100 pct of the time.
dancingtongue · 80-89, M
Does Branco know you have a new love in Babylon Bee, Sport?
MarineBob · 56-60, M
Is dr fraudi on that foundation
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
Who cares? They are only Americans....😷
zonavar68 · 56-60, M
175 *billion*? WTF?

The USA is not 'the world'. The US government does not 'run' 'the world'.

Me thinks it should say 175 *million*.
We're at that stage where the Faschos are going to make jokes where the punchline is just what's happening.

 
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