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Trump Bill Will Cause 175 Billion People To Lose Medicaid And Die

An alarming report from the Foundation for Communal Socialistic Equity has confirmed that Trump's signature "Big Beautiful Bill" will cause 175 billion people to lose their Medicaid and die horrible deaths.

Experts who wrote the study are calling on legislators to reject the bill before it's too late.

"It's worse than we thought," said Dr. Cali Parmesan of the FCSE on CNN. "Trump's bill will personally murder 175 billion people, and maybe more."

The study predicts that the legislation will likely kill all 8 billion people on the planet within a year of its passage, after which it will travel back in time to different ages to steal people's Medicaid and kill them as well. Some fear that the bill will then travel to other galaxies and wipe out life there, too.

"This bill will be a disaster for the human race, and possibly all sentient life in the universe," said Dr. Parmesan. "Trump literally wants to murder us all. Murder us with a spending bill. He must be stopped."

Trump questioned the veracity of the study. "I don't know who these fourth-rate researchers are, but they sound very low-intelligence," said the President. "They're dumb and they probably are very ugly, like a dog, and they don't have enough intelligence to recognize that my bill is the greatest thing that has ever happened to America. Maybe they hate America. Some are saying that, anyway."

At publishing time, Democrats overwhelmingly decided to support the bill after realizing that killing all of humanity would drastically reduce its carbon footprint.
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
At publishing time, it was further disclosed that top politicians among the Democrats would be exempt from the provisions of the bill, since their health costs would be amply covered by private insurance policies that would be forbidden to the general public, sources close to the matter said.
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@Thinkerbell I am not sure whether to take this seriously, due to the post author.. However, I have no difficulty believing your statement.. Thats how US politics rolls..😷
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@whowasthatmaskedman

It certainly is true among US politicians, but the corruption is even worse in many parts of the world.

Perhaps Aussie politicians are more honest, or at least are more adept at hiding their dishonesty...
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@Thinkerbell Funnily enough, a number of the ones who thought they were on the right track following the Trump type playbook lost their seats at the last election..But sure.. we have our corrupt players.. Just not as obvious..😷
Kwek00 · 41-45, M
@Thinkerbell Maybe you should go and ask for a job at the Daily Stormer like websites. These websites can clearly benefit from more lowbro vitriol packaged as wannabe satire.
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@Kwek00

I hear the temperature in Belgium is quite high lately, Kweki. 🤭

Maybe you can provide more of your usual air-conditioning. 🤣

Kwek00 · 41-45, M
@Thinkerbell Don't forget to add these types of jokes on your resume... that's probably how Branco got his job too.
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@Kwek00

Your gassy performance was a blast... as usual, Kweki. 🤭

Congratulations.

[media=https://youtu.be/zmaN_741m_k]
val70 · 51-55
@Thinkerbell To be sure, you can't even square a circle
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@val70

Euclid couldn't either, so I'm in good company.

However, Archimedes was able to get arbitrarily close by successive approximations.

Clever fellow, that Archimedes.
val70 · 51-55
@Thinkerbell Not talking concerning Ancient Greeks. Rather more modern day Poles 🙂
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@val70 "Those who do not learn the lessons of history are doomed to repeat its mistakes."😷
val70 · 51-55
@whowasthatmaskedman And Poland is not yet lost
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@val70

Then you should have said so in the first place.

But by that time, Soviet communism was collapsing from its own internal contradictions, Poland included.

[media=https://youtu.be/g1Vc2ZfVhf0]

"collapsing from its own internal contradictions" I seem to have read that somewhere... 🤔
val70 · 51-55
@Thinkerbell Try looking at good plays instead 🙂
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@val70

Tell Kweki. 🤭
PatKirby · M
@Thinkerbell

Had to fast forward it to near the end because I'm allergic to communist fantasies. But since Skid Marx & comrades brought no gumdrops and rainbows as promised, and instead brought Death in a Coffin to the prols, it reminded me of 3 blind mice - Wtf are they going? Only the skeleton knows.

Enjoyed the score though, was that Ravel's Bolero?
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@PatKirby

Yep.