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What should you never say to a police officer ?

Moonstone · 51-55, F
Him: I pulled you over for driving alone in the carpool lane.

Me: Well you’re gonna feel real stupid when you look in my trunk.
Nimbus · M
@Moonstone 😛
Moonstone · 51-55, F
Him: Your eyes are red. Have you been drinking?
Me: Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?
Moonstone · 51-55, F
@TexChik oooh, that’s another one: “cuff me and stuff me officer”
Eddiesolds · 56-60, M
@Moonstone lmfao
TexChik · F
@Moonstone My hubby is a reserve deputy in the county our farm is in. He is a certified peace officer. One of his buddies is ATF swat and he gets to train with them sometimes, especially when he flies them out to a training site.

If I say that to him, that would be exactly what I got. 🤭😉
Loved you in the village ppl..
Slade · 56-60, M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout But then say the Indian was better!😈
Slade · 56-60, M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout I had a professor who's "life partner" was on the the Village People. We could never figure out which one so I, of course, spread the rumour far and wide it was the Indian😈
Slade · 56-60, M
@Jeephikelove Yes I demand and appreciate eye contact😛
Jeephikelove · 46-50, F
@Slade lol of-course you do
Slade · 56-60, M
4meAndyou · F
"Why in hell do you think YOU have the right to pull me over? City short on money this month?"

(Things I have thought but never said.)
Nimbus · M
@4meAndyou It might happen ;)
4meAndyou · F
@Nimbus I doubt it. I have had the same 1/2 tank of gas in my car since I last filled it in January. 😢
Nimbus · M
@4meAndyou 😮
Slade · 56-60, M
Have an extra donut?
Nimbus · M
@Slade 😛
eyeno · M
[b]got a light...,[/b]

Nimbus · M
@eyeno Awww, cute :)
Me: "Hey, while you're here, can I buy a ticket to the Highway Patrolman's Ball?"
Officer: "Highway patrolmen don't have balls.
Me:
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AbbeyRhode · F
"Do you know who I am?!" So obnoxious.
Nimbus · M
@AbbeyRhode The kind of thing Joe Biden would say but being serious 😄
AbbeyRhode · F
@Nimbus Exactly, in his case, he would actually be seeking that information. 😄
sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M
Like the Missouri State Trooper who pulled A.J. Foyt over for speeding, trundled up to the car, and said "Who do you think you are, A.J. Foyt?"
hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M
@sunsporter1649 98 year old George Beverly Shea was speeding down the road when he was pulled over by a cop. The cop demanded his license and registration and insurance. Everything was in order and the cop recognised George as the famous singer on Billy Graham. Incredulusly he asked George if George was indeed the singer and George admitted that he was. The officer then said "I'm going to let you go Mr Shea but please in the future - don't drive your age."
pedrohedgerow · 61-69, M
The truth of your life.They have no need to know,and less right to judge.Evening buddy.
Nimbus · M
@pedrohedgerow Tell me about it!
Hiya Pedro, have a great evening.
pedrohedgerow · 61-69, M
@Nimbus 🍻
Nimbus · M
nightjourney · 31-35, F
Pig...reminds me of the mobie with Ed Murphy tho. Pigs go home, pigs go home hahahaha
Nimbus · M
nightjourney · 31-35, F
I always wondering wat the polices thought about that movie🤔
Adrift · 56-60, F
Does this gun I'm hiding make my butt look big?
Nimbus · M
@Adrift 😛
kodiac · 22-25, M
Licence and registration please
Eddiesolds · 56-60, M
@kodiac lol!
nedkelly · M
I am from Liverpool 😁

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pedrohedgerow · 61-69, M
@nedkelly 🍻✌️👍
Nimbus · M
@nedkelly Classic :)
Judas · 36-40, F
"I've only had a fifth."
Nimbus · M
@Judas That's enough! :)
Nimbus · M
Officer: Your eyes look kind of bloodshot. Have you been drinking?
Me: Your eyes look kind of glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?
Nimbus · M
"I wish you people would make up your mind. The last officer took my driver's license away, and now you want me to have it on me when I'm driving."
smiler2012 · 56-60, M
tell him i am a scouser and are are liverpool fan nimby 😆 [nimbus]
Nimbus · M
@smiler2012 Will only lead to more jail time.
smiler2012 · 56-60, M
@Nimbus oh i see where your loyalties lie nimby 😆 at least you have final realised united are crap or is this because they are playing liverpool and your attempt at a wind up 😆😆😆😆😆
nedkelly · M
@smiler2012 Yes, Man Utd are crap and we wind up the scousers
Havesomefun · 56-60, M
Or I have a concealed weapon in my pants
Nimbus · M
@Havesomefun Me too ;)
Havesomefun · 56-60, M
@Nimbus sorry it’s pointing at you 😀
Havesomefun · 56-60, M
@Havesomefun @Nimbus want to frisk me😚
craig7 · 70-79, M
"If there's a problem - I'm sure we can come to an arrangement and make it go away".
"No, Mr. Beer, I haven't had any officers tonight."
Nimbus · M
Eddiesolds · 56-60, M
I just dont talk to them. I know the drill.
Nimbus · M
@Eddiesolds Good to hear.
Justmeraeagain · 51-55, F
Looks like a carpenter not a cop
Nimbus · M
@Justmeraeagain Good point.
RupertCornelius · 36-40, M
"got any tums?"
Nimbus · M
Havesomefun · 56-60, M
Nimbus · M
Thisviewisyours · 46-50, F
Am I too fast for you....?
Synyster · 51-55, M
This sums it up.

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Nimbus · M
@Synyster Another classic :)
They don't ask you if you know why they pulled you over anymore, which is a darn shame. Back when they did, a good one to piss them off was to say, "Do [i]you[/i] know why you pulled me over?"
Nimbus · M
@candycane 😛
Anything of consequence. Just keep quiet, take the ticket, and deal with it in court.

I don't always follow this course of action, but I try.☺️
RogueLoner · M
"Where are you coming from"?
West
"Where are you headed"?
East
hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M
Os curse i's driivink ossifer. I am way to drink to druve.
JustEd · 36-40, M
Nice gloves pussy.

They don’t like that
Dino11 · M
Where is the best donut shop around here? 🍩
"Well, you win this race. Best two out of three?"
SirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
I’m pessserclety sober ossifer
Nimbus · M
cycleman · 56-60, M
Can I borrow/use your gun for a sec.?
wildbill83 · 36-40, M
*sniff* "I smell bacon..." 🤔
Changeisgonnacome · 56-60, F
Is that gun real?
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Nimbus · M
@Entwistle 😄

 
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