What should you never say to a police officer ?

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ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

Him: Your eyes are red. Have you been drinking?
Me: Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?

Nimbus · M

@ImpeccablyImperfect 😛

TexChik · F

@ImpeccablyImperfect Yep that one would get the cuffs. 😂

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@TexChik oooh, that’s another one: “cuff me and stuff me officer”

Eddiesolds · 61-69, M

@ImpeccablyImperfect lmfao

TexChik · F

@ImpeccablyImperfect My hubby is a reserve deputy in the county our farm is in. He is a certified peace officer. One of his buddies is ATF swat and he gets to train with them sometimes, especially when he flies them out to a training site.

If I say that to him, that would be exactly what I got. 🤭😉