This is Trump dealing with covid 19?By ordering 100,000 body bags from Canada??? Builds confidence...
OK Post covid 19, you find out you have 2 days to live, and the doctor gives you a pill which will keep you alive for 14 days. What is on your bucket
COVID 19 ,The irony hits me.I spent the first 4 days of quarantine compiling a list of all minor and major improvements I could make to my apartment and garden. Now I'm ready to go and they shut down all non-essencial stores today. Oh well, back to online poker and sw.😂🤣
THE HEIGHT OF IRONY.Wouldnt it be ironic if Trump got taken down by a Chinese virus named after a Mexican beer?
FEMALE LOGIC ,can anyone explain this?My neighbor, a single woman living alone just came home with 5 packs of toilet paper, so 50 rolls. She has one of those mini-refrigerators where if you buy food for 3 days it's full. I asked her why all the toilet paper when she only has food for a... See More »
TRUMP has the solution for covid 19.Don't breathe in, you won't catch the virus. Don't breathe out, you won't spread the virus. Problem solved, and the Mexicans will pay any costs incurred. 😉
ARE YOU AMERICAN ? PLEASE READ THIS.I'm in Hamburg, Germany, one week ago my whats app was full of corona virus jokes. Then the first confirmed case here. Hamburg has a 1.8m population. Three days later it was over 40 as testing became widespread. Today they hit the alarm buzzer. All... See More »
I dont do dik pics but if there are any females out there who play golf or poker, message me to chat.
Your top 3 sitcoms? Mine are..American- 1 Married with children. 2 Taxi. 3 Home improvement. English- 1 Black Adder. 2 Fawlty Towers. 3 Only fools and horses.
If you are hamster buying read this.There is no shortage in the food chain. I'm in Germany and last week the shelves were empty. One week later the stores have reacted, all non-perishable items are there in masses.
A cure for the blues? Try this, it always works for me.Just watch various best of, Got talent from around the world. Amazing singers that inspire, goosebumps guaranteed.
Inventions the world can live without.For me its the SNOOZE function on all alarm clocks. Now I voluntary deprive myself of 30 minutes sleep per day by setting my alarm for 30 minutes earlier. Then when it goes off I hit the snooze button, lie in bed with my eyes squeezed shut and wide... See More »
Selective memory, anyone else have it?Why is it I can remember every golf shot after a round, and I'm not that good so its a lot, but forget names instantly?
