What is the best put down you have ever heard?

[quote]He looks like he's had his face carved off by a diseased butcher. Put in a piñata. Beaten with hockey sticks for six hours, and then the resulting slop piped back onto his head like the icing on the ugliest cake the world has ever seen[/quote]

Sir Winston Churchill... "If I was your husband, madam, I would take the poison myself"..
(after being told that he was insufferable, and if he was her husband she would poison him).. XD

I'd like to buy you for what you're worth and sell you for what you think you're worth.

Most recent?

[i]"Your cheese and your cracker didn't come in the same package, huh...?"

"You can take your opinion, pick any old orifice on your person that works for you and go ahead and shove it right on in there - I'll wait"

"I've met some pretty talented idiots in my life and you're one of them"[/i]

I once drove down a dirt track creating a lot of dust. At the junction, a woman with her dog started to cuss me, so I asked her where was the muzzle. She told me her dog doesn't need a muzzle. I said I was talking to the dog and drove off.😂

You're a purple toilet

A little girl called another little girl "daddy pig" was funny to come out of a little girls mouth.

Idk, but I'm pretty sure it began with your momma.