SJones48 · 41-45, M
Probably me
Roundandroundwego · 61-69
You do not. Why racoons?
Our librarian called the police when a guy fed a peanut to a crow in the parking lot, accused him of encouraging racoons!
Our librarian called the police when a guy fed a peanut to a crow in the parking lot, accused him of encouraging racoons!
YoMomma ·
I would never 😳 it’s dangerous to fight them plus i don’t wanna hurt em they are cute
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@YoMomma
Good soul!
Good soul!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
You because you probably started it
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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle maybe 😒
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard
Well you clearly don't cause you're wrong. 😒
Well you clearly don't cause you're wrong. 😒
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle pffftttt
The Bard. I know he's not involved in the fight in question, but he still gets kicked out first because he always gets himself in trouble. 🤷
JaxSunn · 51-55, M
First go to a library.
I mean , there's probably gotta be a book, or at least a journal article on the subject.
Watch out for Racoons
I mean , there's probably gotta be a book, or at least a journal article on the subject.
Watch out for Racoons
robingoodfellow · M
I'll try it and report back
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@robingoodfellow
Ayt, keep me updated.
Ayt, keep me updated.
Society? 🤷
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@UBotMate
So we all lose just because I threw hands with a raccoon over a dictionary?
So we all lose just because I threw hands with a raccoon over a dictionary?
Iwillwait · M
For sure, I do.
SethGreene531 · M
Probably me, I've got unpaid late fees.
val70 · 51-55
The librarian. That's for sure. I work in a library
Ferric67 · M
I like raccoons, they look cute
If the Raccoon is Rocket, he won't get kicked out at all, groot will be there to help him.
calicuz · 56-60, M
I don't call it fighting, I call it shooing. 😤
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@calicuz
Water gun?
Water gun?
fun4us2b · M
I would, since I should know better...then they'd feed the Racoon candy bars.
LordBarbossa · 36-40, T
Me, bc the raccoon would be imaginary since we don't have the danger puppies in Norway
Casheyane · 31-35, F
The funny thing is I just read a story about a vigilante accidentally being nicknamed trash raccoon lol
But are raccoons really violent with people?
But are raccoons really violent with people?
Markinator · 51-55, M
I don't know, but here's how the fight started:


mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@Markinator
Seems legit 😩
Seems legit 😩
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Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Well the library likely burns down so we can’t really get kicked out if it at that point.
FreestyleArt · 36-40, M
Me because I play the victim while the raccoon looks like a Hamburglar
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@FreestyleArt
Classic. You crying in the corner while the raccoon’s doing press interviews outside.
Classic. You crying in the corner while the raccoon’s doing press interviews outside.
FreestyleArt · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle hey no fair!!!!
Pretzel · 70-79, M
the porcupine
he started it - and then hid for cover
he started it - and then hid for cover
Matt85 · 36-40, M
it depends on who gets called, the racoon police or the normal police
Depends if the raccoon is a big reader.....
Whichever makes the loudest noise.
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@onrealityofdreams
Guess I’m doomed, my battle cry sounds like a dying walrus.
Guess I’m doomed, my battle cry sounds like a dying walrus.
@mindstruggle But that should be enough to make your opponent scream in terror, and scream louder. Victory through sound is yours.
KingofBones1 · 46-50, M
I'd rather fight a raccoon in the library then fight a panther in a phone booth
littlepuppywantanewlife · 31-35, M
Since when did racoon started reading books? 😹
@littlepuppywantanewlife Since the hedgehogs were banned from the library.
ToLivePeacefully · 31-35, M
Probably the racoon , he is definitely not a member.
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@ToLivePeacefully
Good one!
Good one!
GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
The racoon because he doesnt have citizensship papers.
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mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@BlueVeins
Careful, or the raccoon might recruit you for his Hamburglar crew.
Careful, or the raccoon might recruit you for his Hamburglar crew.
JoyfulSilence · 51-55, M
