Do you have a deep dark secret you are dying to tell but haven't yet?

I’m a lumberjack. Name’s Jeff. I like long walks in the woods, purple spandex, and my hobbies are wood carving, calligraphy, and interpretive dance.

Dang! I feel so much better!

Im so sorry for being a burden on everybody and I’m scared for my future. Also I never mean to get on people’s nerves

Not really

I have other peoples secrets that i find a shame that only i know about that sometimes i wish i could talk about but it's not my placeeee. They're so juicy.

That I'm a catfish

Yes!! 🤭

Not me, but my wife says she has a couple of secrets that she might tell some day.

No. I have people in my life I can confide in.

I stopped dying 🙂

Nope.

Nah.

Nope

Yes.

Well you see I am actually from Jupiter I survive by feeding off the energy of humans

no, I don't think anyone would be interested in my secrets, dark or otherwise.

I'm not really Elvis. Thank you, thank you very much!

Doesn't everyone?

Nope.

Nah

No

No, I can't keep secrets don't trust me

Yup.