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Sooo if you bury a dead body in your garden...your house is now technically zoned as a cemetery and you no longer have to pay taxes?

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cherokeepatti · 70-79, F
I never heard of that here in Oklahoma. In Oklahoma it is legal to bury a loved one on your property after you get the death certificate etc. I don’t know if it is legal to do it in the cities though. There are small private cemeteries in rural areas all over this state. There is a gravesite in a rural public cemetery for Toby Keith where fans can visit, leave flowers, etc. But in reality he is buried on his family’s private property that has a rural acreage not too far from my city.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
My mom is on council she says it's fine do it now
@CountScrofula
Does a body of a cockroach will do?
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@mindstruggle Maybe several. Commit some war crimes.
Punxi · F
Yes.

That’s also why my garden is thriving... nutrient-rich long pork.
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
I need to try that… I don’t have a garden though.
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
Yah I did that
theweekdy · 22-25, M
Someone wanna do me a favour
theweekdy · 22-25, M
@mindstruggle it wouldn’t 🙄✋
@theweekdy
WHY NOT?!!
theweekdy · 22-25, M
@mindstruggle they’ll know I’m not in school 😒
Be sure to bury an endangered plant on top, that way they can't dig.
Wireman · 31-35, M
@AllycatAD And mark it as such, just to be sure.
SilverF0x · 51-55, M
Working the system I see 😜
and it's super fertilizer for the tomatoes
bookerdana · M
[media=https://youtu.be/X6QzbvH-ZNo]

No taxes in jail,man......🪦💀
GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F
Yes!

This is the start of your new life as a financial planner !!

Or hit girl.

Just follow the money 👍
@GuiltyBiStander
You should be my financial adviser!
GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F
@mindstruggle

I don't want to dig that many holes 😎
Ferric67 · M
With someone with such short arms, That's quite a reach
TexChik · F
There are some tax-exempt opportunities for the property being used as a cemetery
Axelerator · 31-35, M
Just make sure it’s a human, the govt would never give up a cent of taxes for pets or animals
When they find out they dig it up, examine it, chop it into little pieces and then put it back together so it can be buried someplace that doesn't have to pay taxes.
jackjones68 · 51-55, M
But you will have to pay a burial fee
Iwillwait · M
🤔 D'Fuq am I going to tell my neighbours?
MethDozer · M
I like it. Do I get to have a cool receiving vault as well?
@MethDozer
Nope
GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@mindstruggle Yes you are. You got your brains from me.
@GnomeyGee
My brain is innocent 😒
GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@mindstruggle
StygianKohlrabi · 46-50, M
yeah I suggest a famous dead person. see if you can get Michael Jackson or something.
StygianKohlrabi · 46-50, M
@mindstruggle hee hee!
empanadas · 31-35, M
I made my house a place of worship. I no longer need to pay taxes
@empanadas
If I join your religion am I excuse from the rent? ☺
empanadas · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle only if you throw chicken adobo at non-believers
@empanadas
That's a waste of chicken adobo 😐

 
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