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Gilgamesh · 31-35, M
It picks cotton
@Gilgamesh it puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the whip again

Right after Kobe Bryant died, I tried tossing something in the trash 10 feet away & I missed, but I still said "KOBE!"

So a coworker told me "ay you ain't supposed to say 'Kobe' if you didn't make it" & I responded with "why? Kobe didn't make it" & everyone died laughing but we all felt so guilty for laughing 😂 we all knew it was horrible
MellyMel22 · F
@ChiefWalksWith40oz [i][c=BF0080]Oh no 🤣🤣[/c][/i]
Slade · 56-60, M
@ChiefWalksWith40oz I think I can beat that. I worked the night Kobe crashed and after went to my buddy's bar. He greeted me as he always did with "Feel the Burn" as I always opined how ridiculous he was.

I responsed "Kobe Sure Did" 🔥 which sent many into a cold sweat. A fine moment!😈
DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F
@ChiefWalksWith40oz Kobe would have laughed I'm sure 😆
Reject · 26-30, M
I don’t have a dark sense of humor, but I do have a broken one I think. People usually laugh at breaks in a pattern we recognize and that’s humor. It’s something we don’t see coming. I laugh only at things that are entirely expected. Like when I’m having a hard time with a coworker while we’re trying to do something and they say “this sucks” I’ll laugh so hard I’m practically in tears. 😂 I mean it does. They’re not being funny with a joke or anything like that, but the frankness of it is hilarious to me for some reason.
MellyMel22 · F
@Reject [i][c=BF0080]No, it never is though a year or so ago one woke me up 😂 You’d get fired cause I’d be feeding you 🤣 [/c][/i]
Reject · 26-30, M
@MellyMel22 Oh no! 😅 He must have been super late? I’d get fired for your food Mel. I have my priorities straight!
MellyMel22 · F
@Reject[i][c=BF0080]No, the music was just that loud!

Awh.. how sweet lol[/c][/i]
Ducky · 31-35, F
I remember my sister made a joke about one of our dad’s MMA fighters who was a proficient knockout artist. His first name was Bill, and my sister joked that because he’s so good at knocking people unconscious, his nickname should be “Cosby”.

She then went on to do a hilarious Bill Cosby impression of the Jello pudding pops commercials he used to do, saying something in her Cosby voice like “We need to spike the pops with the pills that make the girls go sleepy!”

I laughed my ass off, but remember thinking that we are so going to hell. 😂🤣
MellyMel22 · F
@Ducky [i][c=BF0080]Omg.. she’s too funny.. that’s not too bad though at least! [/c][/i]
calicuz · 51-55, M
Maybe. I remember watching "The Passion of Christ" and being the only one to laugh in the theater at one of the lines King Harrod delivered.
Mooed78 · F
All the time..🤔
Nanori · F
😅 Oh well
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?





He was hit by a truck


You tell me 😇
Straylight · 31-35, F
Dark humor is like regular meals, not everyone gets it. 😬
MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
Robin Williams, 9/11, and the Holocaust.
DiegoWolfe · 36-40
I love laughing at the wrong shit, fuck society
biandlargeny · 56-60, M
Twisted is more accurate a description
SW-User
Very..
I'm going to hell
MellyMel22 · F
@SW-User
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MellyMel22 · F
@MalteseFalconPunch [i][c=BF0080]I can understand that. [/c][/i]
TheOrionbeltseeker · 36-40, M
Does watching SAW movie and laughing at the victims when they cry counts?
Maybe I was sympathetic towards the killer, I guess because of all he had gone through.
MellyMel22 · F
@TheOrionbeltseeker [i][c=BF0080]Maybe, but at least you knew it wasn’t real! [/c][/i]
pride49 · 31-35, M
Watched a movie called horns, a police officer got shot in the head by a shotgun(quite graphically) I laughed right along with the serial killer
MellyMel22 · F
@pride49 [i][c=BF0080]Oh my, you do 😂[/c][/i]
I laugh at all my jokes, a lot of people think im being serious, i supose qualifies me as a having a dark sense of humor 😐
MellyMel22 · F
@checkoutanytime [i][c=BF0080]That’s okay. [/c][/i]
OldBrit · 61-69, M
I get those looks at times where people are like Dude don't laugh at that
MellyMel22 · F
@OldBrit [i][c=BF0080]I laughed hearing someone whipped out a machete when someone was on his property and I was told it was inappropriate of me to laugh 🤣🤣🤣[/c][/i]
OldBrit · 61-69, M
@MellyMel22 don't laugh at his machete
MellyMel22 · F
@OldBrit [i][c=BF0080]Its just that it’s not expected in my area. And who even does that 🤣 [/c][/i]
MellyMel22 · F
@JestAJester [i][c=BF0080]Oh boy 😩[/c][/i]
SW-User
I actually don't. I'm all about sunshine and happiness
MellyMel22 · F
@SW-User [i][c=BF0080]Force spread it 😌[/c][/i]
SW-User
i do
and its taken the wrong way at times
MellyMel22 · F
@SW-User [i][c=BF0080]Dammit 😞[/c][/i]
SW-User
@MellyMel22 i know
RedRogue · 26-30, M
Yeah I love laughing at fucked up jokes and love posting dank memes
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
Lol, yup, depends on the day, but I can go pretty dark sometimes.
Convivial · 26-30, F
Nope... Life needs to be laughed at at times
SoLeRiMix · 31-35, M
Is this dark enough?
😁
Henal · 26-30, F
Yes. Very dark lol
TexChik · F
Sometimes 🤷‍♀️
Slade · 56-60, M
Oh Hell Yes!
SW-User
I do hehe 😁😁😁
itsok · 31-35, F
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
When I die, I'm probably taking the Hell Express.
travelguy01 · 41-45, M
Yep. But I grew up listening to gangsta rap with lots of violence being spoken about, so it is what it is.
MellyMel22 · F
@travelguy01 [i][c=BF0080]I was in clubs dancing to my fav reggae songs that I learned had some really bad things lol.. a guy from Jamaica was in my car w/my kids’ dad and heard the cd back then go on and he was like, do you know they really do that stuff there? Then he was told it’s mine 🤣 I tried to not like it, but I couldn’t 😞 It’s the best dancing music for me 😞 [/c][/i]

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Not really…but I do have a strong sense of the [b]absurd[/b]. 🤨
Zonuss · 41-45, M
Not if its something serious. No.
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
At times I do 😬
MellyMel22 · F
@iamonfire696 [i][c=BF0080]Same 🤭🤭🤭[/c][/i]
LordShadowfire · 100+, M
I've come to realize that's how I deal with pain and grief. And that's okay, and I'm no longer apologizing to anybody for it.
tenente · 100+, M
guilty. i'm grateful for my close friends who share my dark humor. neville shah's riff on his mothers death helped me grieve my mother who passed away recently. jimmy carr inappropriate stand up always makes me laugh. ricky gervais is ok, but i don't give a shit about celebrities so half his stuff is a little dull. dan fernandes and biswa rath have their moments too
MellyMel22 · F
@tenente [i][c=BF0080]Thats great it helped you. I’m really sorry to hear you lost your mom ❤️[/c][/i]
calicuz · 51-55, M
@tenente

Sorry you lost your mother. My condolences my friend. 😔
tenente · 100+, M
@MellyMel22 @calicuz thank you both 🙏
MellyMel22 · F
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MellyMel22 · F
@Darksideinthenight2 [i][c=BF0080]It can be at certain times 🤣[/c][/i]
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MellyMel22 · F
@SkeetSkeet [i][c=BF0080]Well that could be hard to not. When I was a teen I saw a coming attraction to news that I thought was for a comedy show. It said moose stops man to death and they showed a moose jumping in the air, it didn’t seem like a news thing- I mean the damn jumping moose wasn’t necessary. I was laughing so hard that when my older cousin said it wasn’t a joke, I still couldn’t stop laughing and she had to hide in the bathroom b/c she had a full blown asthma attack from laughing so hard. Then another when she came out and saw me still trying not to laugh.

We later that night got stuck on a dark(not at all lighted) road that deer were known for and when I finally agreed to walk back we heard noises from the woods and I ran and screamed we’re gonna get stomped on by a deer b/c we laughed at the moose thing. My cousin was on the floor having another asthma attack from laughing 😂 [/c][/i]
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@SkeetSkeet I remember that 🤣

 
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