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MalteseFalconPunch

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I am a nonbinary meat popsicle. They/them would be appreciated

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Hey admins either ban [removed by staff] again or ban me for calling him out

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He’s a chronic abuser and does nothing but hurt users on your site. He creeps on underage girls on this site and on others. So write me up and flag my profile or whatever you gotta do but that piece of trash shouldn’t be welcome here.

Why is CRT good?

Not actual CRT. Which is also good. But what people think of when they say they’re against CRT. Against teaching the real founding of the US along with what the country has done and continues to do. Here’s a fun quote: (Quote) I dunno, maybe only b...

I’m stuck in the office all day

Waiting on tech support to get back to me Holy crap I’m so glad I work in the field even if the COVID numbers here are back up to red level I’ll take that over being here every day

English is a profoundly robust language

And yet all the people that speak it seem to do is conflate things. It’s so annoying like bro we have so many words with so much nuance. Why U do this??

You know some real relationship goals?

When you both think the other is the smart one. I mean genuinely deep down. I think my partner is the most brilliant person I’ve ever met. She’s terrifyingly smart and I wouldn’t trade it for the world.

You know I gotta say…

Whoever booked us to do COVID vaccinations at a poll for the Republican primary yesterday was a mad genius. I’ve never felt such hatred at work before. Our boss got like 5 complaints for the dumbest stuff. It was a wild day.

I’m bored and want to make inflammatory political posts

But like also…I’m so tired. Can we just pretend I did and every just yells at me and then I eat a popsicle?

I dunno if I ever posted this here

But you need it in your life

I know we all love the music from our youth

But y’all the late 90s/early 2000s was a wild time and I’m glad I was there for it

Of all the money that e'er I had, I spent it in good company

And all the harm I've ever done Alas, it was to none but me

This is my favorite band

Just for this album Their later stuff lacked the aggression and intensity of this one But this one album…it is perfect And this is one of their best songs

I want to watch you blossom

Grow and change into who you want to be. Like the plants you think are a distraction. They may be, but they are also a reflection. “Apprivoisé moi” you hear them say, not realizing they speak with your voice.

I never have anything to post

Despite being gone for a while…I got nothing What’s weird is that I talk constantly, but get me online and I feel like I have no thoughts to share Except for meta ones like this

I don’t really get what most people would call triggered very often

But MLK day always gets to me. Way to celebrate by crapping on the legacy a great person died for. Most people in this country should just keep his name out of their mouth.

This is my new jam

And will remain as such until further notice

How about a band that’s better than you remember?

Anyone near my age I guarantee you slept on them

Here’s more music no matter what genre you like

And also in case you were wondering

This is my song obsession for tonight Don’t ask me why It’s because I’m awesome

Just so you know

So that age old debate about the hardest opening bar?

It has an answer. Hit ‘Em Up is a good choice…there’s more diss tracks that go hard. But this is the answer: It’s a bar and a half.

Gas was $2.85 this morning

I’m sure everyone who was mad at Biden when the prices were higher and was putting those stickers all over the pumps is now grateful for what a great job the president is doing. 🙃

What do you think is the most significant photograph ever taken and why?

Is anybody else hella hype for the launch of the James Webb?

I’ve been following it for so long it feels like my kid is going away to college or something. 🤣

I’ve been getting these lately and it’s hella weird

So is the all users time based the setting to get the maximum posts in my feed?

I need a hit, man. How do I see everything?

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