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31-35, M
United States
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King of Nerdtopia and level 31 sarcastic jackass
About Me
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1st Week of SW
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2 Yrs Active
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1000 Stories
Do you know the difference between the "best" and the "greatest"?
Like the difference between conceptual virtuosity and technical virtuosity maybe? Michael Jordan might be the greatest basketball player of all time but people tell me Larry Byrd was the best. I don't really know though. But I do know Jimi Hen...
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2 days ago
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Life
I Love Conversation That Last All Night
It's such a rare thing to find people that you can do that with. But holy crap is it great when you do.
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Mar 12, 2019
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You're all beautiful.
And I love you.
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Mar 2, 2019
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Community
I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
Stargate Universe was a good show. It shouldn't have gotten cancled.
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Mar 2, 2019
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Why ya'll sumbitches not on the discord??
Lamesauce.
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Feb 28, 2019
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Community
What' the biggest difference between being a kid and an adult?
When you're a kid a bad decision might mess up your afternoon. When you're an adult it messes up ALL the afternoons.
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Feb 27, 2019
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Life
I Play Magic the Gathering
Anybody else playing with Arena? I'm a little nervous because there seem to be a LOT of people complaining about the RNG in it. I know most people really can't process the concept of randomness but I'm seeing more talking about it than...
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Feb 26, 2019
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I Love Fantasy
Like The Wheel of Time series. Or the Kingkiller Chronicles. Or pretending I'm not alone and dead inside. :-P
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Feb 18, 2019
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I Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
I do often wonder what other people think of me but it's more academic than anything else. Like I'm just curious. So I wonder how many people on here think my "nice guy" routine is just an act and I'm secretly some dirty ass ...
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Feb 17, 2019
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I Am Bad At Flirting
I really am. So I don't really do it. But then sometimes I wonder if that actually makes me really good at it because I'm not trying? 🤔
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Feb 12, 2019
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I Know About Long Distance Relationships
I mean yea...I do. And that's a whole other thing... But it doesn't even have to be a serious romantic thing, you know? The internet is great and all but when someone you know is hurting and you just wanna grab them up and keep them safe f...
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Feb 9, 2019
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I Love Cosplay
Yea...Imma start working out and go as old Kratos. #lifegoals
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Feb 8, 2019
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I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
So my phone has gone from autosuggesting my best friend's name to my ex's name after I type "sweet dreams". I don't know how I feel about this. :-/
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Feb 8, 2019
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I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
Site is slow. No one's gonna see this. Time for one of my serious posts I guess. All I do is make jokes on here because it's so much easier to not be serious. If I'm always sarcastic and never serious no one will pay attention to me a...
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Feb 8, 2019
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I Have Done Things I Am Not Proud of
I joined this group just so it wouldn't have exactly 4,000 members anymore. Not proud of it. Screw ya'll's round numbers though.
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Feb 8, 2019
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I Love Death Metal
I gave the new sound a week and tried again. Fallujah still sucks now. I have to find a new favorite band. RIP
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Feb 7, 2019
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I love technology.
I can log into my classes and all from my phone which is great. Buuuuut...I have a test today that I forgot about which suuuuucks. I freak out really easily over things and this gonna be a long afternoon stuck at work.
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Feb 7, 2019
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Education
I do enjoy telling Alexa to shut up.
Gotta put her in her place. Can't have no uppity robots in my house. Not today, Skynet...
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Feb 6, 2019
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Miscellaneous
Ya'll know what sucks?
Trying to deal with someone who you don't know whether they actually stopped loving you or whether they're just an idiot who got themselves into a situation where they need to have stopped loving you and are trying to fake it until they mak...
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Feb 6, 2019
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Miscellaneous
I Am Autistic
I took this group off my profile. I don't know why. Now I want it back. I don't know why.
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Feb 6, 2019
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