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31-35, M
United States
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King of Nerdtopia and level 31 sarcastic jackass
About Me
Join Time
1st Week of SW
Comments
25,000 Comments
Days Active
2 Yrs Active
Stories
1000 Stories
Ever hit it off with someone overwhelmingly attractive?
Like you meet them and you get along really well right from the start. They're easy to talk to. They seem to be into you too and you're getting along great. But every time you look at them all you can think is "ohmahgawd they're ...
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1 day ago
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Dating & Relationships
I Believe That The Earth May Actually Be Flat
Yo this is why nobody takes flat earthers seriously. Video has half a million views on youtube and chick straight up just says "...and the scientists [NASA does] hire are all pseudoscientists. So all those equations and all those mathematical fo...
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2 days ago
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I Love Hip Hop and All Elements Within Hip Hop
I honestly can't figure out NF. His flow is good. And his beats are hard as hell. But I still don't know. Is he stuck in a box like maybe Hopsin was? Is it gonna get played out? Or is he really just doing his own thing? Either way this trac...
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I Wish I Was In a Great Relationship
So I made my move I guess. It's been years since we broke up. We've kept in touch almost every day since then. Even had a few really great times together since then. I told her I still love her. She was still my everything. She said she is...
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May 14, 2019
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I Love Hip Hop
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May 5, 2019
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I'm bored and lonely.
Who wants to be my friendo?
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Apr 29, 2019
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Community
I Am Listening To This Song Right Now
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Apr 29, 2019
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I Am Listening To This Song Right Now
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Apr 29, 2019
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I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
I got the pistol grip pump Sitting pretty in the trunk Blow your wig to the side Like hair on Donald Trump
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Apr 29, 2019
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I Am Listening To This Song Right Now
Y'all need some rock.
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Apr 28, 2019
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I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
I love Final Fantasy IX but the Trance system is garbage.
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Apr 28, 2019
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I Am Listening To This Song Right Now
So I relapsed. Took like a week off. Here's a Song I like.
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Apr 28, 2019
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I Love Music, Music Is My Inspiration and My Upliftment
And also this music equally. Thank you Japan:
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Apr 8, 2019
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I Love Music, Music Is My Inspiration and My Upliftment
It really is...pretty much any kind. American folk music of a classic Scottish rhyme? Yes please. I could listen to this song for hours.
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Apr 8, 2019
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I'm skipping work tomorrow morning.
Because I've heard homie near by is selling a dolcimer. And I wants it and I don't know why.
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Mar 25, 2019
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Life
Do you know the difference between the "best" and the "greatest"?
Like the difference between conceptual virtuosity and technical virtuosity maybe? Michael Jordan might be the greatest basketball player of all time but people tell me Larry Byrd was the best. I don't really know though. But I do know Jimi Hen...
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Mar 19, 2019
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Life
I Love Conversation That Last All Night
It's such a rare thing to find people that you can do that with. But holy crap is it great when you do.
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Mar 12, 2019
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You're all beautiful.
And I love you.
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Mar 2, 2019
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Community
I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
Stargate Universe was a good show. It shouldn't have gotten cancled.
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Mar 2, 2019
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Why ya'll sumbitches not on the discord??
Lamesauce.
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Feb 28, 2019
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Community
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