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MalteseFalconPunch
31-35, M
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I Like to Write About How I Feel
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I Wish I wish I was still your Pikachu. I wish you would have chosen me. I wish you knew how sweet you are for saying that. I wish you knew how big of a dork you are for saying that. I wish we could have watched season 3 of Rick and Morty together...
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I Am Suffering From Major Heartache
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We broke up two months ago. It hurts more and more each day. It's getting unbearable. And I don't care for it.
Ever wonder where those parental advisory stickers on CD's came from?
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Well now you know. This is the song they came from.
I Have An Eclectic Taste In Music
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I know a lot of people say that. But here's some of my faves:
Did you do dumb stuff when you were young that is still with you?
I gave myself stigmata scars with a cigarette when I was about 18. They're faded now but they're still there.
Do you like good music?
Cause I do. :-D
I Have a Dilemma
I'm gonna sell my soul to a baphomet for someone else's singing voice but I can't choose between Freddie Mercury or Rob Halford. 😓
Do you like good music?
Cause I do. :-D
Do you like good music?
Cause I do. :-)
I Have a Confession
I watched all the Saw movies back to back today. Guys...I hate to say it but they're not very good.
I Want to Make You Smile
Having a bad day? Watch this about 10 times. :-D
I Have Random Thoughts
Do German people call boy cats Herr Meow and girl cats Frau Meow? If not they should.
I love terrible music videos.
Do yourself a favor and watch this gem:
I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
I Love Country Music
Hahahahaha...this goddamn video. It's just so great.
I Love Intelligent Women
Why would I like stupid people??
Morning SWeeps. Gonna try and make this one a happy day.
So here's my happy song of the day:
Am I the only person that's never been able to watch Melancholia?
Just seems too...accurate to me I guess.
I didn't know both the Wachowski's were women until today.
I think that's a good thing honestly. Because I really just don't give a shit.
Best opening line in rap history?
Got nothing to do with the song itself. Just the opening line. I gotta go with: "Don't call it a comeback; I been here for years"
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