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MalteseFalconPunch

31-35, M

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King of Nerdtopia and level 30 sarcastic jackass

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Ya'll real talk...

I know I don't post shit on here ya'll can respond to. It's for me more than anything else. It helps me work through my thoughts to try and communicate to people. Even if no one is listening or has any idea what the hell I'm talki...

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I Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah

I just thought it'd be a good idea to read through my messages on here with my ex for like the week she joined the site to post happy things about me when I was sad. It was back before we even loved each other. Didn't even have our stupid ...

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Hey gurl...Imma hit on you. But Imma play it cool and compliment you but follow it up with "lol" cause that way I'm only low key flirting and you won't realize how thirsty I actually am.

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1 day ago

I Get a Little Silly Sometimes

So I went a got a halfway decent mic today so I can record my music and study myself to get better. I picked one out that I thought looked like a little broham, you know? Little head and legs and such. I set it up and was like "Yay! Now I have...

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1 day ago

I Love Playing Video Games

So Mortal Kombat 11 looks dope as hell. :-O

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1 day ago

I Am A Huge Music Freak, I Love Music

This song isn't even good but I bet the people my age forgot about it. If they ever even heard it the first time.

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2 days ago

I Want to Wish You a Goodnight

Imma set myself on fire or something.🔥🔥🔥

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2 days ago

I join groups ironically.

But then I'm too lazy to do anything about it once the joke is over. My profile has some pretty ridiculous stuff on there. Good thing I'm not here to win some kind of popularity contest. PS Please like me.

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I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard

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I picked an answer for the song I love screaming my lungs out too...

But looking back I couldn't settle on just one. So here's some more:

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I Enjoy Listening To Music, All Kinds Of Music

I'm in a weird ass mood. I think it's a Saves the Day kind of night.

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3 days ago

I Wish I Loved Myself More

I think I'm just a naturally humble person but you what? I think I take it too far sometimes. My self-confidence is comicaly exagerated because it's my attempt to fake until I make it. Screw that noise. I may not be everyone's cup of ...

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I tried making an omelette. Dropped it. Still gonna eat it. I hate food.

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I'm sitting here playing what I'm pretty sure is my favorite game. And I'm like "Wow I'm really glad this can be one player!" And then I'm like "ohhhhh. It's always one player. :-("

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OK Godzilla 3:The Planet Eater...third movie it's time to actually do something so I can figure out if I like this crap or not. Don't let me down.

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4 days ago

Totally ripping off the other posts this morning...

What's my repuatation on here? Do I even have one? I'm genuinely asking not looking to feel good about myself. I'm academically curious and nobody is going to upset me.

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I was posting sad things earlier.

So here's an awesome song instead.

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I Love The Scp Foundation

Am I the only person on here that does?

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Jan 15, 2019

I always feel like I'm alone in most arguments.

I think that's because I tend to have the same opinions as people who don't like arguing as much as I do because they're also somewhere in the middle. I'll be seeing some shit going down and I'm like "Hey. There's ...

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I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard

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