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31-35, M
United States
3836 views · 146 followers · Online: Recently (date?)
King of Nerdtopia and level 30 sarcastic jackass
About Me
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1st Week of SW
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1 Yr Active
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500 Stories
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I Loved Being In Love
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I dunno if it's the last time we'll ever talk or not. Probably. I don't think I'll be able to be just friends any time soon. And by the time I am I doubt she'll still care enough to bother with it. It's been almost a ye...
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Apr 8, 2018
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I Researched My Family Ancestry
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****This is a long one but I think it's really fascinating**** Well, not on my own or anything but over time people have pieced things together. It's a pretty big family so there's been a lot of work put in over the years. And while I...
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Dec 7, 2017
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I Like to Write About How I Feel
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I Wish I wish I was still your Pikachu. I wish you would have chosen me. I wish you knew how sweet you are for saying that. I wish you knew how big of a dork you are for saying that. I wish we could have watched season 3 of Rick and Morty together...
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Aug 5, 2017
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I Have An Eclectic Taste In Music
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I know a lot of people say that. But here's some of my faves:
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May 23, 2017
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I Am Listening To This Song Right Now
Been a while since I posted a video. So here ya'll go. :-D
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Jul 3, 2018
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What is Link's fursona?
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Are you nerdy enough to figure out the real answer? :-D
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Jul 1, 2018
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Hobbies
I Love a Good Quote
"I watch and I wonder and I think. I think of the old slavery, and of the way The Economy has now improved upon it. The new slavery has improved upon the old by giving the new slaves the illusion that they are free. The Economy does not take peo...
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Jun 26, 2018
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I Love Playing Video Games
Anybody else here play Dirty Bomb?
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Jun 25, 2018
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I Love Hot Topic
I actually went to one the other day for the first time in years. I asked them where their band-aids were because I cut myself on all the edge.
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Jun 25, 2018
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I Think Lyrics Can Say It Better Than Words
Lyrics are words though. 🤔 Anyway here's some short but good ones: When the world is sick Can't no one be well? But I dreamt we was all Beautiful and strong.
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Jun 24, 2018
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I Play Magic the Gathering
Holy hell it's turn 5 and I still can't play anything other than lands. I think I've made a terrible mistake with this deck. :-/
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Jun 24, 2018
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I Believe Long Distance Relationship Can Work
We met on EP. I've talked about her like a billion times on here. It didn't work out and we broke up before we ever even met. But we hung out today for the first time. We had an amazing time. She was exactly who I thought she'd be and ...
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Jun 23, 2018
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I Have First World Problems
The charging plug on my headset is messed up. It works fine until I find some good music. One tiny headnod and it starts plugging and unplugging itself and beeping like a maniac. But I must soldier on stoically I guess. :-(
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Jun 20, 2018
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I Love to Laugh and Make Others Laugh
TomSka is always on point (obviously because mah avatar is adorable) but I love Schmoyoho too and them together...it's just fantastic. :-D
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Jun 19, 2018
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I Want You All To Have A Good Day
I really do. So to facilitate that I just wanted to remind everyone that Blood On The Dance Floor was a thing. You're welcome. :-D
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Jun 19, 2018
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I Love Rpg's
I just started getting into Warhammer 40,000. Soooooo...I guess I'll see ya'll again in like five years or so. :-D
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Jun 17, 2018
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I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
Eating Chick-fil-a makes me bigoted? No. No it doesn't. It makes me full of bombass chicken sammiches, son.
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Jun 16, 2018
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I Love Playing Video Games
GOG just had a hell of a sale on the Ultima games. I think I got 13 of them for under $10. Despite my nerdiness I've never played any of them. So I'm starting with number 1 right now and go through the whole series. Dis gon be gud. Until ...
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Jun 16, 2018
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I Am Going to Say Something Controversial
I like Star Trek: The Motion Picture more than I like The Wrath of Khan.
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Jun 15, 2018
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I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
I'm going to hang out with her tomorrow. The first time since the breakup. I'm excited to spend time with her again but I'm nervous that it's going to be too difficult. I think I have it under control but I won't know for sur...
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Jun 15, 2018
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