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MalteseFalconPunch
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Ever wonder where those parental advisory stickers on CD's came from?
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Well now you know. This is the song they came from.
I Have An Eclectic Taste In Music
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I know a lot of people say that. But here's some of my faves:
I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
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Assuming there are aliens out there and we'll one day meet them I've always wondered what one of the defining characteristics of humanity will be. I've always found one idea the most poetic, and the one I hope ends up being true. And t...
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I Have a Confession
I really hate both Imagine and Hotel California.
I Want To Say Good Morning To All
Two days ago my day was set by Slipknot. Today I think this is more my style.
I Am Listening To This Song Right Now
Holy hell I love this band's early stuff.
I'm depressed, guys.
But I don't need nudes. That would only make me more sad.
I Battle Depression
I currently take too much comfort from the thought of death. I haven't felt this way in years now. Gah...stupid, derpy brain.
I Love Randomness
God I love the internet.
I found my clippers today. So I shaved and tried waxing my head.
But I couldn't find the guard so it's too short to wax now. What is my life??
I Love Youtube
For all you youngbloods this is what the internet used to look like.
I Love A Good Cover Song
Might not be for everyone but holy hell this shit is fire.
I Am a Parent
My daughter is 8 and loves Green Day. Basketcase is her favorite song ever right now. How much longer should I wait before Suicidal Tendencies and Minor Threat become appropriate? 🤔
I Am Not Fake My Profile Is Real And My Pics Are Really Me
I mean who would pretend to be me?? :-D
I Am A Metalhead Forever
I told someone because of the music I listen to the odds of me accidentally finding a song that would cause the heartbreak I'm feeling to get any worse were really low. Because I'm derpy and I forgot what it meant that Killswitch Engage is ...
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I Love These Lyrics
When your heart is questioned There are hearts with hope still beating Waiting for footsteps that might not come Born with nothing just a weight to carry through life And the journey they are on I am just a son A brother, a father and a friend No mo...
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Ya'll...I just gotta say something.
Holy crap Freddie Mercury is amazing. Is he the best frontman there ever was? Probably.
I Say Good Morning Every One
Set the tone of the day. :-)
I Will Post Two Words
Two words.
I Loves A Good Quote
"Jolan tru. 🖖" - Gul Archer.
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