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MalteseFalconPunch
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King of Nerdtopia and level 30 sarcastic jackass
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I Loved Being In Love
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I dunno if it's the last time we'll ever talk or not. Probably. I don't think I'll be able to be just friends any time soon. And by the time I am I doubt she'll still care enough to bother with it. It's been almost a ye...
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I Researched My Family Ancestry
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****This is a long one but I think it's really fascinating**** Well, not on my own or anything but over time people have pieced things together. It's a pretty big family so there's been a lot of work put in over the years. And while I...
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I Like to Write About How I Feel
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I Wish I wish I was still your Pikachu. I wish you would have chosen me. I wish you knew how sweet you are for saying that. I wish you knew how big of a dork you are for saying that. I wish we could have watched season 3 of Rick and Morty together...
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I Watch Bad Movies
Oh you think you like bad movies? You think you've seen bad movies? I own this:
Ya'll remember that time we watched Avalanche Sharks and it was awesome?
Yes me neither God I hate that movie.
Ya'll wanna know what's going to be awesome in vidja games one day?
When we can really and truly implement genetic algorithms in some truly advanced AI for enemies. Meaning they don't just "learn" the players behavior but they actually adapt new strategies based on previous successes. So they won'...
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I Love Resident Evil Games And Movies
I've finally gotten around to watching Resident Evil: Vendetta and it's already pissed me off. This whole BOW thing has been going on for a bit now in universe and the soldiers, who have Chris Redfield on their team, find this in a room: ...
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I Have a Bizzare Attraction to Weird Things
I love the odd-ball things out there. I recently went to see the Georgia Guidestones. They were certainly biggass rocks. But they were so freaking cool. :-P
Ya'll know what's a really, really difficult feeling to deal with?
When you suddenly realize that a lot of why it ended was probably your own damn fault. And you missed all the times the other person was trying to tell you and you just wouldn't listen for whatever stupid reason. Especially when everything else ...
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I Am Not The Pope
I'm not Catholic but I can still appreciate the significance of the Bishop of Rome and holy crap (hahhahaha badum tssst) things got crazy today. An archbishop openly calling for the resignation of the Pope is freaking nuts. Those people need to ...
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I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
This is one of the worst days I can remember. It's gonna break me. But ain't nobody got time fo dat so here's this awesomeness:
I Am Listening To This Song Right Now
Here's a group that I doubt any of ya'll have heard of but you're missing out to be sure. So I thought I'd share:
You know those songs you find that to you just seem like life-changing masterpieces but to everyone else is just a song?
And you can't even figure out why it speaks to you in your soul or some junk? Well here's one of mine: :-D
Would a black hole cast a shadow?
Or would gravitational lensing be sufficient to prevent that at any arbitrary distance past the Schwarzschild radius? I could look it up but where's the fun in that? :-P
I Play Bass Guitar
This is a more appropriate group to post this one at least. So I painted my G-string pink because why not, you know? I was curious how it'd affect the tone and it gives it this really, really subdued and mellow kind of sustain when I slap now. I...
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I Have A Thing For Female Bass Players
Hahahahahhaha this group is amerzing. Both cause it's so damn random and also kinda true... I just wanted to post a Primus song cause us bass players never get the love. Now I get to laugh and post. Double win! :-D
I Am Thankful
I'm truly thankful I'm not into vore. Because at least most of my fetishes are physically possible. I feel bad for those folks to be honest. So what are ya'll thankful for? :-D
I Have A Strange Taste In Music, Art, Movies And Other Stuff
I love the Mako from Mass Effect, Final Fantasy XIII in general, Triple Triad from Final Fantasy VIII, and Blitzball for Final Fantasy X. I'm a mutant or something. :-P
I Love Youtube
Having a bad day? Here you go. You're welcome. :-)
I Am a Metalhead
Ya'll no lie I probably wouldn't be here if it wasn't for this song. Even if you hate metal give it a chance. Trust me. :-)
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