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31-35, M
United States
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King of Nerdtopia and level 30 sarcastic jackass
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I Loved Being In Love
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I dunno if it's the last time we'll ever talk or not. Probably. I don't think I'll be able to be just friends any time soon. And by the time I am I doubt she'll still care enough to bother with it. It's been almost a ye...
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I Researched My Family Ancestry
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****This is a long one but I think it's really fascinating**** Well, not on my own or anything but over time people have pieced things together. It's a pretty big family so there's been a lot of work put in over the years. And while I...
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I Like to Write About How I Feel
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I Wish I wish I was still your Pikachu. I wish you would have chosen me. I wish you knew how sweet you are for saying that. I wish you knew how big of a dork you are for saying that. I wish we could have watched season 3 of Rick and Morty together...
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Aug 5, 2017
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I Have An Eclectic Taste In Music
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I know a lot of people say that. But here's some of my faves:
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I Am Grateful and Thankful
I'm pretty glad I'm the age that I am because I got to experience both The Usual Suspects and Bioshock back when they were new. As far as movies go there might have been better plot twists to have been alive for like maybe The Empire Strike...
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I Am Listening To This Song Right Now
Fer the 90's kids. :-)
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1 day ago
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I wanted to learn a new song tonight. So I picked my current obsession.
It's Quiero Repetir by Ozuna. Holy puppy dog in a hubcap factory my spanish has gotten freaking awful over the years. This sucks. :-(
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Music
Ya'll remember the Mandela Effect? And how everyone used to talk about it?
No one does anymore. I wonder if that's...The Effect! Dun dun duuuuuuuuuh!
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I Am Listening To This Song Right Now
Talking to a potentially awesome new person I sent them this song and I don't think I've shared it with ya'll yet. I really love this band so much they just keep getting better. :-D
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I Love Playing Video Games
UGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHgh Resident Evil 4 y u no download faster?? 😥
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I Love Hip Hop
I'm getting through Uncommon Nasa's Written at Night right now. I dunno if I'm feeling it or not but it's kinda growing on me. Anybody else listened to it?
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3 days ago
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I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
I met a girl on a fetish site recently. We chatted for a couple of days before I found out she was only advertising for her band. Like...why'd it take a couple days to get to that? And why on a fetish site? The hell man...
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I Am Listening To This Song Right Now
And now for something completely different. :-D
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I Am a Musician
Got my four strings in hand who wants to jam? :-D
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I Love Hip Hop
Some country shit for ya'll.
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I Love EDM
Skrillex might have been all that was wrong with EDM back when it kinda really blew up and all but Cinema is actually a pretty great damn song.
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MOAR OLD DUBSTEPPPPPPPP!
I'm drunk.
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Music
I Am Listening To This Song Right Now
Here's an old but if it doesn't make you dance you might actually be dead... :-D
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I Am Listening To This Song Right Now
Screw English...there's great tracks in every language. You've probably heard this one if you're outside the US. :-D
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I Love Youtube
I'm pretty fond of the the whole sjw/anti-sjw thing on youtube. Even the race realism stuff interests me. I liked internet bloodsports with Andy "Race" Warski and all...but I think the person I find myself agreeing with the most is Des...
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