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MalteseFalconPunch

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King of Nerdtopia and level 32 sarcastic jackass

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Being old is gonna be weird.

Little Johnny: " What kind of music did you listen to when you were young, Pawpaw?" Me: "Infant Annihilator" Little Johnny:

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My 3 year old has severe speech difficulties. He often uses made up or at best incomplete words. But the other day he kept shouting "Dada geh o mah clow!" at me. It took me forever to figure out he has telling me to get off his cloud. Li...

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Anybody else love Akira Kurosawa as much as I do? Hint: its a LOT.

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Jul 17, 2019

I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard

I dont know if ya'll know this but I love metal music. That is all.

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Jul 13, 2019

I Am Listening To This Song Right Now

Nothing is impossible and nothing burns like fire in the rain.

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Jul 11, 2019

I'm so tired. In every way.

Haven't slept well in days. Emotionally overwhelmed. Going to do under the table electrical work in case the fire inspector actually comes today. Gotta do it before morning because no one's pulled permits for this shit. Ugh. I need a hug.

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Ya'll on some titty shit tonight.

You need to get laid.

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Dewms is a good match maker.

You shipped someone with me on your last thread and I already liked her. So...cheers I guess. :-P

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Why are boobs so obsessed with being pressed up against my face?

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Whats your favorite musical instrument?

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The last few days have been very surreal to me.

I feel like I finally hit absolute rock bottom. I went completely empty. But now I don't feel any of the misery that has been the last several years of my life. But none of the joys either. Is the rollercoaster over? Can I fill myself up with n...

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The Ariel thing also kinda trips me out...

Because the original movie was a betrayal of the real character. Ariel lost the prince. He married someone else. Then she killed herself.

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My family are kinda jerks but they can be awesome sometimes.

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I Am Listening To This Song Right Now

I don't know if I ever posted this on here or not but it's easily one of my favorite music videos of all time.

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Jul 7, 2019

I Am Listening To This Song Right Now

Here's some good ambience for a Saturday night.

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And you're beautiful.

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I go back and forth between being in this group and not. Maybe it was a fear of letting it define me? That just seems silly. So I'm back in it.

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Jul 7, 2019

I left the house today.

For the first time in days. It was unpleasant. I'm getting pretty sick of being awesome and broken at the same time I like contradictions but this is getting exhausting.

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Whos else loves terribad horror movies?

Gimme some Netflix recomendations. I've finally gotten out of bed.

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I haven't really gotten out of bed for 3 days.

I think I'm doing even worse than I realized.

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