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31-35, M
United States
4032 views · 151 followers · Online: Recently (date?)
King of Nerdtopia and level 30 sarcastic jackass
About Me
Join Time
1st Week of SW
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2 Yrs Active
Stories
500 Stories
I Loved Being In Love
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I dunno if it's the last time we'll ever talk or not. Probably. I don't think I'll be able to be just friends any time soon. And by the time I am I doubt she'll still care enough to bother with it. It's been almost a ye...
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Apr 8, 2018
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I Researched My Family Ancestry
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****This is a long one but I think it's really fascinating**** Well, not on my own or anything but over time people have pieced things together. It's a pretty big family so there's been a lot of work put in over the years. And while I...
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Dec 7, 2017
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I Like to Write About How I Feel
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I Wish I wish I was still your Pikachu. I wish you would have chosen me. I wish you knew how sweet you are for saying that. I wish you knew how big of a dork you are for saying that. I wish we could have watched season 3 of Rick and Morty together...
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Aug 5, 2017
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I Love Playing Guitar
For the person who posted some Yngwie earlier here's a different kind of "holy hell how does he do that??" guitar player. :-D
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Nov 14, 2018
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Who wants to be my girlfriend?
I can juggle AND solve a Rubik's Cube in under a minute. Guys are welcome too but I've never perused a full relationship with one. Fair warning I'm a dom and I switch for no one.
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Nov 3, 2018
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Dating & Relationships
I Am Autistic
I've decided to enroll in college again. Despite my 0.2 GPR I'm hoping the tools I've gathered since my diagnosis as well as the incredible support I've found with groups dedicated to the cause will help me overcome my cognitive d...
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Nov 3, 2018
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Anybody know anything good in Augusta, GA? Like abandoned buildingss or crap like that? Weve already taken the trip out to the guidestones.
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Nov 2, 2018
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Doing Good
I Believe That The Earth May Actually Be Flat
I've finally gotten bored with the flat earth people. I've sorted out where most of it comes from. I even went on a stream a few weeks ago which was fun for a while but I think I'd worn out my welcome by the 20th time they'd told ...
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Oct 22, 2018
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I Have Taken An Iq Test
I took one for the first time last week. Got a 100. Perfect score! OK all lame jokes aside why do some people care about it so much? It told me I'm a little above average. I mean I could have told them that so what's the point?
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Oct 18, 2018
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In case ya'll haven't noticed I've been on a real flat earth kick the last few days.
People ask me why I listen to that kind of thing and why I'm so interested in it. I think this pretty much sums it up: RANDOM GUY ON YOUTUBE: "Relativity is just nonsense. So 'spacetime', which is nothing, is affected by the Eart...
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Sep 22, 2018
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Miscellaneous
I Have Pet Peeves
I think one of my biggest is when people conflate being educated and being intelligent. Or more commonly being ignorant and being stupid. It obviously happens pretty much exclusively online. But when I say "This is why you use a Hamiltonian ope...
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Sep 22, 2018
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I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
I think I had an "epiphany" or a "breakthrough" recently. Or at least a series of them. I feel different than I've felt in years. I feel like I have real emotions again. It's overwhelming. And frightening because my life...
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Sep 22, 2018
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I Believe That The Earth May Actually Be Flat
Obviously I don't but I'm pretty fascinated by them. When you hear flat-earthers speak and make videos or presentations or whatever they come off as disgustingly condescending idiots who do more to validate the Dunning-Kruger effect than an...
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Sep 21, 2018
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I Am An Atheist
I am but I try not to be a jerk about it. But I gotta be honest one of the hardest things I'd have with Christianity (which I admit I don't know a whole lot about other than what I've learned through osmosis) would be the idea the huma...
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Sep 21, 2018
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I Play Magic the Gathering
Just opened my first UnStable pack. This is easily my favorite card I got:
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Sep 21, 2018
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I Watch Bad Movies
Oh you think you like bad movies? You think you've seen bad movies? I own this:
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Sep 18, 2018
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Ya'll remember that time we watched Avalanche Sharks and it was awesome?
Yes me neither God I hate that movie.
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Sep 18, 2018
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Movies & TV
Ya'll wanna know what's going to be awesome in vidja games one day?
When we can really and truly implement genetic algorithms in some truly advanced AI for enemies. Meaning they don't just "learn" the players behavior but they actually adapt new strategies based on previous successes. So they won'...
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Sep 14, 2018
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Science & Technology
I Love Resident Evil Games And Movies
I've finally gotten around to watching Resident Evil: Vendetta and it's already pissed me off. This whole BOW thing has been going on for a bit now in universe and the soldiers, who have Chris Redfield on their team, find this in a room: ...
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Sep 13, 2018
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I Have a Bizzare Attraction to Weird Things
I love the odd-ball things out there. I recently went to see the Georgia Guidestones. They were certainly biggass rocks. But they were so freaking cool. :-P
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Sep 12, 2018
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