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MalteseFalconPunch

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King of Nerdtopia and level 29 sarcastic jackass

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Ever wonder where those parental advisory stickers on CD's came from?

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Well now you know. This is the song they came from.

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I Have An Eclectic Taste In Music

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I know a lot of people say that. But here's some of my faves:

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I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard

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Assuming there are aliens out there and we'll one day meet them I've always wondered what one of the defining characteristics of humanity will be. I've always found one idea the most poetic, and the one I hope ends up being true. And t...

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Possibly the greatest burn in the history of television?

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I'm watching the Director's Cut of Alien Resurrection.

And I gotta say...so far the whole thing feels a lot more complete now. Pacing is much better.

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I Am In College

Just signed up for an advisement appointment today actually. Guess I'm going back to school now.

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I Am Listening To This Song Right Now

It feels like this song has always been a part of my life.

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People think I talk weird.

Just because I say "on" like "own". Well that's just how people are supposed to talk. Ya'll need to learn ya'll's talky words.

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I Am Listening To This Song Right Now

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Describe me using a 3 second interpretive dance.

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I Would Rather Be Alone Than Be With the Wrong Person

I'm actually not all the sad alone. At least I'm happier that way. I used to get enough by faking everything to make the other person happy. But I'm done even with that. I'd prefer to be alone.

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I Actually Mean What I Say

Gets me in a lot of trouble sometimes. Because I say strange things.

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To a frustrating degree for most people. Because I'm not curious about other people and their business. Which is what most people want to talk about.

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I Play Bass Guitar

Back of the stage just outside the spotlight. That's where I wanna be.

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I Like to Lie Outside and Watch the Stars

Think I'm gonna go back to school so I can look at them more closely.

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I Am a Night Owl

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I Have a Messed Up Sleep Schedule

This new schedule of two 4 hour naps is pretty rad so far.

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I'm bored. Science questions anyone?

I can maybe answer it. And there's a good chance at least a portion of my answer won't be bullcrap. :-)

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Science & Technology

I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard

RIP George Romero. Hopefully you won't come back.

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I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard

I know people use a lot of words until they become meaningless. "Beautiful" is one of those words for me. It means so very much more to me but no one I'd say it to would understand that. I can probably count on one hand the number time...

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