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MalteseFalconPunch
31-35, M
United States
Days Active
9 Mths Active
Join Time
1st Week of SW
Stories
500 Stories
Questions
250 Questions
King of Nerdtopia and level 28 sarcastic jackass
I Listen to Death Metal
I've been on a quest to find the heaviest song. And I think this one gets my vote.
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23 hrs ago
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This guy? This guy right here? Comedic freaking genius.
People killing themselves? Hahahahahahahahaha it's so funny. What a bunch of losers.
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11 replies
26 views
1 day ago
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Miscellaneous
I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
I honestly didn't know there was a 7th season of Parks and Rec until a few days ago. I've watched. Holy hell that is the most useless season of a show a think I've ever seen.
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2 days ago
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I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
One of the smartest people I know is heading to Rome soon to be ordained as a priest. And you know he's never once tried to argue for the existence of God with any psuedoscientific nonsense or any other similar crap. Evolution is fact, most of t...
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15 replies
22 views
2 days ago
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I Grew Up Very Sheltered
I was in my 30's before I learned strawberry jelly came in squeezy tubes.
31-35, M
9 replies
6 views
2 days ago
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Do you have kids? Do you like music?
Then why you don't own any Okee Dokee Brothers albums?
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1 reply
3 views
3 days ago
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Music
I put the wago in bandwagon.
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0 replies
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3 days ago
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Miscellaneous
Do you put the sub in transubstantiation?
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1 reply
3 views
4 days ago
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Miscellaneous
I Love Farscape
I know I can't be the only one on here. :-)
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4 replies
3 views
4 days ago
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I'm A Badass, Deal With It
I end sentences with propositions. Bow down when the King is in.
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0 replies
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4 days ago
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I Love Hip Hop and All Elements Within Hip Hop
A decade later and still fire.
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4 days ago
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What is something you are apologetically terrible at?
For me it's basketball. I am so, so horrible at it. I mean it's actually impressive how bad I am. I payed rec league for 3 years. I scored 2 points. Total.
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15 replies
25 views
4 days ago
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Miscellaneous
I Love Youtube
I do...but some of the recommendations confound me. I mean I'm listening to Ginuwine and Lucy Spraggan is number 3 on the recommended video list. One of these things is not the other...
31-35, M
1 reply
1 views
Apr 21, 2017
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I Am A Nerd
I remember back in the AOL days in the Star Wars chatroom. Me and the other Warsies used to go on raids to the Star Trek rooms where we'd all show up at once and spam the chat with how much Star Trek sucks. Then we'd all return to our own r...
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10 replies
10 views
Apr 20, 2017
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I Am Listening To This Song Right Now
Been awhile since I posted a song. I think this might be a repeat but it's just so damn good.
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0 replies
8 views
Apr 20, 2017
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I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
Ya'll know what's awesome? Daft Punk. That is all.
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Apr 20, 2017
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I Love a Good Quote
"Movies based on video games are cancer. Mortal Kombat is a benign tumor. Street Fighter is butthole cancer; it's funny in the right context. Alone in the dark is cancer that has AIDS...AIDS that also has cancer."
31-35, M
10 replies
6 views
Apr 19, 2017
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I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
I just went to Waffle House and I was the only person there. That was honestly a pretty weird experience.
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0 replies
2 views
Apr 19, 2017
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I Am A Huge Music Freak, I Love Music
Time to start the day off with some awesomeness. She is freaking amazing.
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3 replies
8 views
Apr 17, 2017
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I Hate Anime
I mean seriously...how could anyone think this is cool? I mean really...only a total and complete loser would look at this and want to know what was going on there. It's just the worst thing.
31-35, M
13 replies
26 views
Apr 14, 2017
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