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MalteseFalconPunch
31-35, M
United States
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1st Week of SW
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King of Nerdtopia and level 29 sarcastic jackass
Ever wonder where those parental advisory stickers on CD's came from?
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Well now you know. This is the song they came from.
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2 replies
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Jun 21, 2017
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Music
I Have An Eclectic Taste In Music
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I know a lot of people say that. But here's some of my faves:
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3 replies
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May 23, 2017
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I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
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Assuming there are aliens out there and we'll one day meet them I've always wondered what one of the defining characteristics of humanity will be. I've always found one idea the most poetic, and the one I hope ends up being true. And t...
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3 replies
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May 21, 2017
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Possibly the greatest burn in the history of television?
Just might be:
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1 reply
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19 hrs ago
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Movies & TV
I'm watching the Director's Cut of Alien Resurrection.
And I gotta say...so far the whole thing feels a lot more complete now. Pacing is much better.
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6 replies
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20 hrs ago
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Movies & TV
I Am In College
Just signed up for an advisement appointment today actually. Guess I'm going back to school now.
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12 replies
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2 days ago
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I Am Listening To This Song Right Now
It feels like this song has always been a part of my life.
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2 days ago
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People think I talk weird.
Just because I say "on" like "own". Well that's just how people are supposed to talk. Ya'll need to learn ya'll's talky words.
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9 replies
4 views
2 days ago
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Community
I Am Listening To This Song Right Now
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0 replies
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2 days ago
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Describe me using a 3 second interpretive dance.
Annnnnnnd go.
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5 replies
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3 days ago
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Miscellaneous
I Would Rather Be Alone Than Be With the Wrong Person
I'm actually not all the sad alone. At least I'm happier that way. I used to get enough by faking everything to make the other person happy. But I'm done even with that. I'd prefer to be alone.
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2 replies
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4 days ago
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I Actually Mean What I Say
Gets me in a lot of trouble sometimes. Because I say strange things.
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1 reply
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4 days ago
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I Am Curious
To a frustrating degree for most people. Because I'm not curious about other people and their business. Which is what most people want to talk about.
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4 days ago
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I Play Bass Guitar
Back of the stage just outside the spotlight. That's where I wanna be.
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3 replies
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4 days ago
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I Like to Lie Outside and Watch the Stars
Think I'm gonna go back to school so I can look at them more closely.
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4 days ago
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I Am a Night Owl
Carpe noctum.
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4 days ago
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I Have a Messed Up Sleep Schedule
This new schedule of two 4 hour naps is pretty rad so far.
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4 days ago
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I'm bored. Science questions anyone?
I can maybe answer it. And there's a good chance at least a portion of my answer won't be bullcrap. :-)
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4 days ago
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Science & Technology
I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
RIP George Romero. Hopefully you won't come back.
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19 replies
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4 days ago
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I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
I know people use a lot of words until they become meaningless. "Beautiful" is one of those words for me. It means so very much more to me but no one I'd say it to would understand that. I can probably count on one hand the number time...
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21 replies
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Jul 15, 2017
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