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MalteseFalconPunch
31-35, M
United States
Join Time
1st Week of SW
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25,000 Comments
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1 Yr Active
Stories
500 Stories
King of Nerdtopia and level 30 sarcastic jackass
I Researched My Family Ancestry
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****This is a long one but I think it's really fascinating**** Well, not on my own or anything but over time people have pieced things together. It's a pretty big family so there's been a lot of work put in over the years. And while I...
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1 reply
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Dec 7, 2017
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I Loved Being In Love
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I can't remember why you took that picture. But I've kept it as my desktop background all these months. Sometimes I sleep at my desk so that when I wake up there's just the briefest moment where it's like I'm waking up next t...
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Nov 27, 2017
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I Like to Write About How I Feel
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I Wish I wish I was still your Pikachu. I wish you would have chosen me. I wish you knew how sweet you are for saying that. I wish you knew how big of a dork you are for saying that. I wish we could have watched season 3 of Rick and Morty together...
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5 replies
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Aug 5, 2017
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I Have An Eclectic Taste In Music
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I know a lot of people say that. But here's some of my faves:
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3 replies
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May 23, 2017
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Does this one question defeat all religions?
Hell no that's stupid. But I do find it interesting that how a person perceives a near death experiences is almost always culture dependent. Much like the hallucinations experienced by a schizophrenic. You know...a person suffering from a mental...
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6 replies
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Jan 5, 2018
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Politics
I Am Listening To This Song Right Now
Guess don't let the tats fool you this guy kills it. :-)
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0 replies
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Jan 2, 2018
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I Am Listening To This Song Right Now
Just a little bit of the best music ever to start the new year off right for ya'll. :-D
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1 reply
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Jan 1, 2018
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I'm Back
And I bet ALL ya'll noticed I was gone. Anyway...hello! 🐢💥
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Jan 1, 2018
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I Am Fascinated By Science, Religion, and Philosophy
Ahhhh...the old teleological argument. I never grow tired of this one. From a recent video: "Saying the universe just randomly came about by chance in its current 'finely tuned' state is like a tornado blowing through a junkyard and as...
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6 replies
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Dec 12, 2017
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What does the extradimensional zombie eat?
Branes. Badum tssst. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha. I'm so lonely.
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Dec 12, 2017
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Miscellaneous
I Am a Grandfather
No, I'm not. But I can't wait until I am. Because when people now ask their grandparents what kind of music they listened to growing up this is what they get: Annnnnnd then here's me:
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Dec 8, 2017
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U wot, m8?
"Legalizing marijuana without pardoning everyone in the jurisdiction who's in prison is a form of institutional racism." Erm...you know when people say things like this I have to wonder if they actually know what they're talking ...
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22 replies
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Dec 8, 2017
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Politics
I Am Listening To This Song Right Now
You're not listening to him. But you should be.
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1 reply
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Dec 8, 2017
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I Enjoy a Wide Range of Music
I know everyone thinks they're super special. But I think I do genuinely have a uniquely eclectic taste in music.
31-35, M
6 replies
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Dec 8, 2017
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I Wish That I Could Sleep In Your Arms Tonight
More like I wish I could stop dreaming about it. Getting pretty sick of having to wake up from those dreams now, brain. You can stop. :-/
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7 replies
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Dec 8, 2017
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I Do Stupid Things When I'M Drunk
That's why I don't drink.
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Dec 8, 2017
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I Will Answer Anything You Ask
Bored as hell. Haven't done this in forever. Don't have a pretty girl for an avi so standards are pretty low here. Don't be shy. :-)
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Dec 8, 2017
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I Think I Am A Very Tolerant Person
Does anyone even know what this word means anymore? It doesn't seem like it. Because I get called racist and homophobic and islamophobic and misogynist and pretty much whatever it is that you currently call someone when you want to shame them in...
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8 replies
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Dec 8, 2017
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I Am Listening To This Song Right Now
You're welcome.
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1 reply
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Dec 7, 2017
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I Want You To Write A Five Word Story
I'm terrible at math.
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2 replies
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Dec 7, 2017
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