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MalteseFalconPunch
31-35, M
United States
Days Active
6 Mths Active
Join Time
1st Week of SW
Stories
250 Stories
Questions
100 Questions
King of Nerdtopia and level 27 sarcastic jackass
No matter what happens in your life remember this: You matter.
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared, then you energy.
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9 replies
11 views
8 hrs ago
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Community
I Love Lazy Mornings In Bed
Best way I can describe me waking up is "glacial".
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0 replies
0 views
12 hrs ago
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What's your favorite word?
Obfuscate. Freaking great word.
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10 replies
15 views
17 hrs ago
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Miscellaneous
I Love Music
This is 10^tan(1.4056505) times more awesome than it needs to be.
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1 reply
1 views
1 day ago
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5 hearts and I'll jump on the next bandwagon that pops up.
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3 replies
8 views
1 day ago
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Community
There are no words for how happy this makes me.
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6 replies
22 views
1 day ago
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Doing Good
John Glenn has died. :-(
What a life that guy had.
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18 replies
19 views
1 day ago
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Miscellaneous
Anybody else switch to showing stories only from your friends for a few hours?
Then switch it back so it seems like there's so many more people here suddenly?
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5 replies
7 views
1 day ago
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Community
First woman to stick her medial collateral ligament in my mouth gets a free heart.
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1 reply
3 views
1 day ago
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Miscellaneous
I Try to Be Kind to Everyone
Although I guess I don't suffer willful ignorance very well.
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13 replies
6 views
1 day ago
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I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
Virginia school district contemplates banning Huckleberry Finn and To Kill a Mockingbird over racial slurs. https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/education/school-district-weighs-ban-of-to-kill-a-mockingbird-huck-finn-after-complaint/2016/12/03/92701...
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17 replies
18 views
1 day ago
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Worst movie sequel compared to the original?
Secret of NIMH 2 for me. Just the worst piece of crap.
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39 replies
17 views
1 day ago
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Movies & TV
I Battle Depression
Things have been getting worse for me. I owe my doctor money and I can't afford to pay him because my house flooded. I'm out of my meds (which I can't really afford anyway because my insurance will only pay for a tiny portion of the co...
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17 replies
30 views
2 days ago
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If an unstoppable forces meets an immovable object?
I never understood this question because an immovable object and an unstoppable force are mutually exclusive so they can't both exist? Right? Or am I missing something?
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8 replies
13 views
2 days ago
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Miscellaneous
I Am A Retro Gamer
Anybody else gotten the re-release of Chip's Challenge? That game is such an asshole.
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0 replies
0 views
2 days ago
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I just got a ballot in the mail about voting to amend the HOA covenant to allow solar panels.
I hate living here. And I hate HOA's. I don't care about them maintaining property values because I hate living this close to so many other people that I can't do what I want with my own damn house. /grump
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23 replies
8 views
2 days ago
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Community
I've always heard young Earth creatonists believe the world is 6000 years old.
But why that number?
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10 replies
17 views
2 days ago
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Miscellaneous
Question for people in Britain.
Is the £ symbol on the 4 key on your keyboard?
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16 replies
21 views
2 days ago
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Miscellaneous
I've been thinking people just constantly deleted their stories on here.
I just now realized that means I've been blocked. Oh noes! 😱
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15 replies
31 views
2 days ago
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Miscellaneous
Can P = NP without quantum computers?
My limited knowledge says no. But it'd be pretty sweet if I were wrong.
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4 replies
9 views
3 days ago
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Science & Technology
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