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MalteseFalconPunch
31-35, M
United States
Join Time
1st Week of SW
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10,000 Comments
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500 Stories
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9 Mths Active
King of Nerdtopia and level 29 sarcastic jackass
Ever wonder where those parental advisory stickers on CD's came from?
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Well now you know. This is the song they came from.
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2 days ago
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Music
I Have An Eclectic Taste In Music
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I know a lot of people say that. But here's some of my faves:
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May 23, 2017
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I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
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Assuming there are aliens out there and we'll one day meet them I've always wondered what one of the defining characteristics of humanity will be. I've always found one idea the most poetic, and the one I hope ends up being true. And t...
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May 21, 2017
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I Have a Confession
I really hate both Imagine and Hotel California.
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6 hrs ago
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I Want To Say Good Morning To All
Two days ago my day was set by Slipknot. Today I think this is more my style.
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6 hrs ago
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I Am Listening To This Song Right Now
Holy hell I love this band's early stuff.
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15 hrs ago
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I'm depressed, guys.
But I don't need nudes. That would only make me more sad.
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18 hrs ago
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Dating & Relationships
I Battle Depression
I currently take too much comfort from the thought of death. I haven't felt this way in years now. Gah...stupid, derpy brain.
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1 day ago
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I Love Randomness
God I love the internet.
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1 day ago
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I found my clippers today. So I shaved and tried waxing my head.
But I couldn't find the guard so it's too short to wax now. What is my life??
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1 day ago
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Doing Good
I Love Youtube
For all you youngbloods this is what the internet used to look like.
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1 day ago
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I Love A Good Cover Song
Might not be for everyone but holy hell this shit is fire.
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2 days ago
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I Am a Parent
My daughter is 8 and loves Green Day. Basketcase is her favorite song ever right now. How much longer should I wait before Suicidal Tendencies and Minor Threat become appropriate? 🤔
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2 days ago
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I Am Not Fake My Profile Is Real And My Pics Are Really Me
I mean who would pretend to be me?? :-D
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2 days ago
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I Am A Metalhead Forever
I told someone because of the music I listen to the odds of me accidentally finding a song that would cause the heartbreak I'm feeling to get any worse were really low. Because I'm derpy and I forgot what it meant that Killswitch Engage is ...
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2 days ago
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I Love These Lyrics
When your heart is questioned There are hearts with hope still beating Waiting for footsteps that might not come Born with nothing just a weight to carry through life And the journey they are on I am just a son A brother, a father and a friend No mo...
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2 days ago
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Ya'll...I just gotta say something.
Holy crap Freddie Mercury is amazing. Is he the best frontman there ever was? Probably.
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3 days ago
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Music
I Say Good Morning Every One
Set the tone of the day. :-)
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23 replies
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4 days ago
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I Will Post Two Words
Two words.
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Jun 17, 2017
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I Loves A Good Quote
"Jolan tru. 🖖" - Gul Archer.
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Jun 17, 2017
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