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MalteseFalconPunch
31-35, M
United States
Join Time
1st Week of SW
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10,000 Comments
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1 Yr Active
Stories
500 Stories
King of Nerdtopia and level 30 sarcastic jackass
I Like to Write About How I Feel
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I Wish I wish I was still your Pikachu. I wish you would have chosen me. I wish you knew how sweet you are for saying that. I wish you knew how big of a dork you are for saying that. I wish we could have watched season 3 of Rick and Morty together...
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5 replies
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Aug 5, 2017
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I Am Suffering From Major Heartache
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We broke up two months ago. It hurts more and more each day. It's getting unbearable. And I don't care for it.
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12 replies
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Jul 29, 2017
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Ever wonder where those parental advisory stickers on CD's came from?
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Well now you know. This is the song they came from.
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3 replies
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Jun 21, 2017
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Music
I Have An Eclectic Taste In Music
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I know a lot of people say that. But here's some of my faves:
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3 replies
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May 23, 2017
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I'm just gonna post this one cause this song is the shit.
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2 replies
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4 hrs ago
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Music
Time to set the mood for the day the right way.
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0 replies
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5 hrs ago
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Music
I Am a Believer In Education
I don't get this group. I mean...are there people who don't believe anyone should learn anything from anybody ever?
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6 hrs ago
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I Hate Myself
I really do a lot of the time. But I also think I'm pretty rad. Perhaps it's the dichotomy that I hate. I'm just too damn complicated for my own good. :-(
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1 day ago
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I Am Not Perfect
You know...I might have made a lot of mistakes in my life. And holy hell have I made some mistakes. But at least I can say I never bought a timeshare or fought a land war in Asia.
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1 day ago
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Oh...you don't have me blocked or muted yet?
Time to post more music then!
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1 reply
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1 day ago
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Music
I Believe a Good Sense of Humor Is Important
If you can't laugh at yourself I'll do it for you.
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1 day ago
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What is the worst movie sequel you've seen?
Other than all the obvious ones everybody talks about. Something most people might not even know about. For me it was SLC Punk 2. JOne of the worst goddamn movies I've ever seen. Couldn't even finish it.
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16 replies
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2 days ago
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Movies & TV
What's that? You've never seen Dirty Work?
Tell me this doesn't look amerzing...
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0 replies
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2 days ago
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Movies & TV
I Need Help With Something Help Please
Has anyone been in a serious relationship with a partner that was raped or molested and hasn't even begun to heal? As in the first serious relationship after it happened? If so are there any good books you know of that can offer advice and guida...
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4 replies
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2 days ago
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I feel like the only person that realizes that this band is seriously one of the most underrated of all time.
I mean they're freaking brilliant and you never hear about them.
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12 replies
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2 days ago
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I Believe All Women Are Beautiful
"Beautiful" is a word I only use when I really and truly mean it. And I've only ever meant it with one person. And it has very little to do with what she looks like to everyone else.
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2 replies
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2 days ago
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This place needs some damn music today.
Get your lighters up.
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2 replies
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3 days ago
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Music
I Love This Song
Best version of Amazing Grace I've ever heard.
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2 replies
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3 days ago
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I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
Person: "So you're an egalitarian?" Me: "Yarp" Person: "Then you're a feminist! Cause of the dictionary definition!" Me: "Oh really? Can a black person be racist?" Person: "Of course not! Racism ...
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3 replies
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Sep 18, 2017
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Sooo excited about the classic SNES...
But maybe they could have dropped Kirby's Dream Course for maybe...I dunno...Chrono Trigger? I mean I know there are reasons and all but damn...
31-35, M
33 replies
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Sep 16, 2017
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