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MalteseFalconPunch
31-35, M
United States
Join Time
1st Week of SW
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25,000 Comments
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1 Yr Active
Stories
500 Stories
King of Nerdtopia and level 30 sarcastic jackass
I Like to Write About How I Feel
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I Wish I wish I was still your Pikachu. I wish you would have chosen me. I wish you knew how sweet you are for saying that. I wish you knew how big of a dork you are for saying that. I wish we could have watched season 3 of Rick and Morty together...
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Aug 5, 2017
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I Am Suffering From Major Heartache
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We broke up two months ago. It hurts more and more each day. It's getting unbearable. And I don't care for it.
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18 replies
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Jul 29, 2017
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Ever wonder where those parental advisory stickers on CD's came from?
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Well now you know. This is the song they came from.
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3 replies
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Jun 21, 2017
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Music
I Have An Eclectic Taste In Music
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I know a lot of people say that. But here's some of my faves:
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3 replies
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May 23, 2017
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I Battle Depression
Today was a good day for me. I don't know the last time I had a good day. People that know me remarked on how different I was acting. I didn't even realize it until they said something about it. I don't know why today was a good day....
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2 days ago
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I have a question for you guys.
How many people that are not religious are also against abortion? I know this is the second time I've mentioned this today but it's on my mind. And I know it's not an original idea of mine but I still don't think I've ever he...
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16 replies
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2 days ago
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Community
I Love Playing Chess
Whether you do or do not love the game you really should watch this. It's very short at only a couple of minutes. And it shows how, even using something as cosmically insignificant as a board game, humans are still capable of truly incredible th...
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2 days ago
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I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
So it turns out I'm anti-abortion. Except possibly out of medical necessity I don't know I haven't gotten that far yet. I know it's not a remarkable position but I thought some people might find it at least odd that it took me unt...
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2 days ago
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I'm really glad I'm seeing a lot less people demanding Trump get impeached or resign or whatever.
I know that doesn't really affect whether or not it would happen but still it's too terrifying to even think about it. Because of that whole order of succession thing. Annnnnnd...nope. Nope nope nope do not want.
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24 replies
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2 days ago
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Politics
As much as I hear about the wage gap I never hear any solutions.
It's a genuine question I'm asking here. What should be done to close the gap? What laws and regulations are needed to ensure women are paid the same as men? I'm honestly not trying to start a fight with anyone. I know that regulations...
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28 replies
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3 days ago
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Community
I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
A lot of people wouldn't like my answer to the question "Would you be willing to fight for what you believed in?" (as in military service obviously) if I were to answer honestly. They'd probably think even less of me if they knew ...
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3 days ago
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I Support Gay Marriage
Because I don't have a reason not to. Needless to say that argument isn't very effective with people. At least the Constitution picked up the slack finally.
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3 days ago
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I Admire People Who Are Not Afraid To Be Themselves
I honestly never understood what this means. I don't know how to be anything else. I realize it's an issue that people have. I'm not saying that it doesn't exist or something or that I'm better than them because I'm not ...
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10 replies
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3 days ago
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I Love Youtube
Yea...this is freaking hilarious.
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4 days ago
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Ya'll know how people can rattle off that long list of "isms" when they're describing themselves in an online profile?
I've always struggled to do that and I've spent years crafting and refining it. So here it is...the complete list: "I'm a liberal and a physicalist. We should totally hang out." What do you guys think?
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4 days ago
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Miscellaneous
I Love Taking Back Sunday
And yea...I actually do. :-D
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1 reply
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Nov 19, 2017
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Killswitch Engage you say? Time for some ollllld Killswitch.
I was a punk rocker in early high school but this is the song that got me into the metal/hardcore scene in my senior year. And I never looked back. :-D And I still think it rocks about as hard as any song ever could.
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Nov 19, 2017
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Movies & TV
I Am A Metalhead Forever
Enjoy. :-)
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1 reply
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Nov 18, 2017
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So this just randomly came into my life on a list of problematic tweets by Blake Shelton.
Yea...most of them were definitely not PC comedy. Or really that funny to me but that's irrelevant. This one stuck out to me, though... Honestly how is this offensive to anyone?
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6 replies
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Nov 17, 2017
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Community
I Am In a Complicated Relationship
We've tried so hard for almost 6 months now. There have been brief moments where it was awesome. But I'm starting to wonder if we just can't work as friends. And I don't understand why.
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16 replies
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Nov 17, 2017
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