have you ever tried to tghink of something so non-sensical its not on the internet yet? Its difficult
God damn itstaying with folks out of car for a bit and was trying to watch jeepers creepers. The kid that gets his eyes eaten out said god damn it and so my mom demanded I change it. She chased me into kitchen for the remote control. Jeepers Creepers is my... See More »
childhood fun storiesI found sticky pads under cabinet in bathroom mom said they were her special stickers. so one day i got in trouble for using them all. I didnt understand why at first because they were not that cool. They were all pink and said KOTEX on the... See More »
animalsI would like to make a remote control that only changes the channel and volume chimps or orangatangs to see what they watch the most.
I Appreciate the Little Things In Lifei am in library on computer. there is a meeting of a homeowners association behind me. they are loud and obnoxious and just complaining and gossiping and ratting people out and blah blah blah. big surprise its a bunch of old farts that are retired or... See More »
annoying peopleso I at library and there is this lady totally making out with her kid. you know like poor 3 year old that thinks its fun. kissing him and cooing at him and making that exaggerated mmmmahhh sound after kissing him. and I look at her like quit it ugly... See More »
stingy politics?so I was thinking about a no pan handling law in my town. The homeless are not allowed to sign but they do anyone but mostly by interstate. so I see political dinner events 500 a plate and donations and drives and it seems like only rich can run for... See More »
good king or bad presidentI think politics is a symptom of a stalling in human evolution. Of course we evolve over time, this proves nothing about a creator or not. but why do we need lame wads telling us what the right thing to do is? don't most of us know? republicans,... See More »
I Love FoodI feel bad about eating animals but healthy diet is more expensive if you are poor. I have decided I have no problem eating chickens. They are ugly and mean and will peck each other to death and they eat other animals so what is fair is fair. I also... See More »
Stealing walmartAnyone steal from walmart? What and how and your thoughts about stealing from walmart.
exorcist [Spirituality & Religion]so maybe you can really be possessed or not. but I watched you tube videos of people that thought they were. or pretended. so I thought how can you be so full of it and I though that might be fun to show kids on Halloween.
lion in circlei really like the lion roaring in the circle of mgm movie intros. how did someone know that would be such a great idea though?
Man sugar [Spirituality & Religion]If a woman kisses her husband in some places in middle east she could be beaten. Why is it o.k. for the men to kiss each other on the cheek in public?
I Appreciate the Simple Things In LifeI like going to use the restroom and you wipe but it's already clean. But sometimes it's like a firecracker exploded in a giant chocolate bar and it takes forever to clean
trumpy humpyanyone see trumps new child molestation charge from several years ago? who else thinks he is a nasty Lolita chaser?
