have you ever photographed your turd?

No, but there have been some I've done that were photo-worthy lol. They should've been in a museum.

Now, that's a question that every gentleman likes to hear

i did once must have been dehydrated but it even had like a pattern of swirls on it from the intestinal lineing I think

lol, no

somebody did that on facebook, ugh..it was so damn gross but they were so damn proud

no just other crap