I have a confession. I'm really 6'2 😓

See...this is why I look up to you.

I'm a measly 1" taller than Taylor Swift. 🥹

I was looking up to you even before this stunning revelation!!

And 57 years old,man..don't forget that😏


love dem tall gyrls

Girl, I’m 6’2.5 🫩 it’s rough

Oh well but I have the same height as that of Bruce Lee😏..

I'm 4'11" on my tippy toes

yeah sure on stilts

In what stilts

You give off tall vibes.

Taller than me!

You mean 2’6”

I’m 2’3”

I knew it

I'm 6'7

Have you ever been called CheeseBurger?

Did you tell your priest?

I CAN BE LITTLE SPOON

To, too, or two?

G'day Shorty

Can’t see eye to eye with most women of your time

I’m really an old man from Utah sitting at the computer with my pants down around my ankles playing one handed flight commander.

Minus 2 feet

You’ve said this before and we don’t believe you

I don't even share my height online anymore.

no one really cares

Shorty