What’s the fastest way to mess up your life without dying?

Get married

High stakes gambling

High risk sex

Good (or bad) drugs

Romantic entanglements with narcissists

Big buy in MLM

Online dating

Dating in general.

Divorce

Anything involving lewdness and children especially publicly.
Etc.

Get sick and have to go to the hospital. You'll spend the rest of your life paying for it.

Overthinking.

Post controversial opinions on social media with your real photo, name and address

Social media.

Getting into a shouting match or a violent confrontation with a stranger or anyone for that matter. Always move on and avoid confrontation, it can never end well.

Just be irresponsible with your job! Works every time!🤔

Probably to make the mistake that you have it all figured out.

Doing embarassing stuff whilst drunk.

Think you have it under control!

Betraying someone that you love

Heroine.

Do drugs naked in a police department.

FIRST. Gimme BC.

Guy I used to work with got a 15 year old pregnant - that screwed him pretty well....

Engage regularly with AI.

Marry bi-polar people with anger issues.

Stick around when you KNOW you should run. Worked for me.

Only care about yourself act like a narcissist might take a little while but it'll happen.

Get arrested

Use hard drugs sans dying.

Drugs.