What's the best thing you've ever stolen?

I was between the ages of 18 & 20. Me and my friends would get drunk and steal cars go for joy ride. Then take them back to where we found them.

Cars are easy to steal. I hear they are even easier now with the computers in them I saw on YouTube

a heart

I don’t steal stuff.. i did when i was 9 but i stopped and paid the stuff back when i was 14

I did get super good deals on ebay which could be considered steals tho .. i actually feel bad about one buy 😬 it was a long time ago tho

My ex wife’s heart

Styrofoam packing boxes for transporting fish. Me and my cousins used to steal them from the fish factories and use em for boats when we were little.

Some extra sleep when I overslept from work no reason to rush I am already late!

A heart

@ShepherdBard's wallet.

My gf's heart.

Your heart

A little bottle of paint . I was around 8. Mom made me take it back. I never stole again

Your heart. *saxophone starts*

Software 😶

I don't do that anymore tho

about 20 tvs where i worked

Toothbrush

A set of handcuffs off a policeman 😁