What's the best thing you've ever stolen?

@Iwillwait You are surely not from Alabama.

I lifted a box of Titleist golf balls (1 dozen) from a pro shop when I was about 16.

@MoveAlong Dental hygiene is very important, the theft was that and deodorant from a grocery store it was the beginning of the end for me as my life became completely unmanageable. I recall the day vividly, I was at the store with a friend's daughter, she was getting lunch and I had been up for a day or two and needed self-care, I made the wrong decision. 😥