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Judas · 41-45, F
"I've only had a fifth."
Nimbus · M
@Judas That's enough! :)

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
Him: I pulled you over for driving alone in the carpool lane.

Me: Well you’re gonna feel real stupid when you look in my trunk.
Nimbus · M
ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
Him: Your eyes are red. Have you been drinking?
Me: Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?
ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
@TexChik oooh, that’s another one: “cuff me and stuff me officer”
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
TexChik · F
@ImpeccablyImperfect My hubby is a reserve deputy in the county our farm is in. He is a certified peace officer. One of his buddies is ATF swat and he gets to train with them sometimes, especially when he flies them out to a training site.

If I say that to him, that would be exactly what I got. 🤭😉
Loved you in the village ppl..
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@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout But then say the Indian was better!😈
Nimbus · M
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@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout I had a professor who's "life partner" was on the the Village People. We could never figure out which one so I, of course, spread the rumour far and wide it was the Indian😈
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@SW-User Yes I demand and appreciate eye contact😛
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@SW-User lol of-course you do
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@SW-User 🥰
4meAndyou · F
"Why in hell do you think YOU have the right to pull me over? City short on money this month?"

(Things I have thought but never said.)
Nimbus · M
@4meAndyou It might happen ;)
4meAndyou · F
@Nimbus I doubt it. I have had the same 1/2 tank of gas in my car since I last filled it in January. 😢
Nimbus · M
@4meAndyou 😮
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Have an extra donut?
Nimbus · M
@SW-User 😛
eyeno · M
got a light...,

Nimbus · M
@eyeno Awww, cute :)
sunsporter1649 · 70-79, M
Like the Missouri State Trooper who pulled A.J. Foyt over for speeding, trundled up to the car, and said "Who do you think you are, A.J. Foyt?"
hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M
@sunsporter1649 98 year old George Beverly Shea was speeding down the road when he was pulled over by a cop. The cop demanded his license and registration and insurance. Everything was in order and the cop recognised George as the famous singer on Billy Graham. Incredulusly he asked George if George was indeed the singer and George admitted that he was. The officer then said "I'm going to let you go Mr Shea but please in the future - don't drive your age."
pedrohedgerow · 61-69, M
The truth of your life.They have no need to know,and less right to judge.Evening buddy.
Nimbus · M
@pedrohedgerow Tell me about it!
Hiya Pedro, have a great evening.
pedrohedgerow · 61-69, M
@Nimbus 🍻
Nimbus · M
kodiac · 22-25, M
Licence and registration please
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
@kodiac lol!
nedkelly · 61-69, M
I am from Liverpool 😁

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pedrohedgerow · 61-69, M
@nedkelly 🍻✌️👍
Nimbus · M
@nedkelly Classic :)
AbbeyRhode · F
"Do you know who I am?!" So obnoxious.
Nimbus · M
@AbbeyRhode The kind of thing Joe Biden would say but being serious 😄
AbbeyRhode · F
@Nimbus Exactly, in his case, he would actually be seeking that information. 😄
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Hold my beer
Nimbus · M
@SW-User 👍
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
1)"Are you the stripper?"
2)When they say "Anything you say will be taken down as evidence."
Reply "pants."
craig7 · 70-79, M
"If there's a problem - I'm sure we can come to an arrangement and make it go away".
Eddiesolds · 61-69, M
I just dont talk to them. I know the drill.
Nimbus · M
@Eddiesolds Good to hear.
Synyster · 51-55, M
This sums it up.

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Nimbus · M
@Synyster Another classic :)
Havesomefun2 · 56-60, M
Hello sweetie
Nimbus · M
Thisviewisyours · 51-55, F
Am I too fast for you....?
RupertCornelius · 36-40, M
"got any tums?"
Nimbus · M
Anything of consequence. Just keep quiet, take the ticket, and deal with it in court.

I don't always follow this course of action, but I try.☺️
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Looks like a carpenter not a cop
Nimbus · M
@Justmeraeagain Good point.
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Never give an order for McDonald's food and NEVER tell them to super size it!
It brings a nice fine!
Dino11 · M
Where is the best donut shop around here? 🍩
smiler2012 · 61-69
tell him i am a scouser and are are liverpool fan nimby 😆 [nimbus]
Nimbus · M
@smiler2012 Will only lead to more jail time.
smiler2012 · 61-69
@Nimbus oh i see where your loyalties lie nimby 😆 at least you have final realised united are crap or is this because they are playing liverpool and your attempt at a wind up 😆😆😆😆😆
nedkelly · 61-69, M
@smiler2012 Yes, Man Utd are crap and we wind up the scousers
I’m pessserclety sober ossifer
Nimbus · M
Changeisgonnacome · 61-69, F
Is that gun real?
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wildbill83 · 41-45, M
*sniff* "I smell bacon..." 🤔
Nanoose · 61-69, M
Did you know that October 12th is National pork day. Cheers!
Havesomefun2 · 56-60, M
Or I have a concealed weapon in my pants
Nimbus · M
@Havesomefun2 Me too ;)
Havesomefun2 · 56-60, M
@Nimbus sorry it’s pointing at you 😀
Havesomefun2 · 56-60, M
@Havesomefun2 @Nimbus want to frisk me😚
Isthisit · F
I have some crack do you want some?
Nimbus · M
@Isthisit Naughty :)
Adrift · 61-69, F
Does this gun I'm hiding make my butt look big?
Nimbus · M
@Adrift 😛
cycleman · 61-69, M
Can I borrow/use your gun for a sec.?
hippyjoe1955 · 70-79, M
Os curse i's driivink ossifer. I am way to drink to druve.
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Crazywaterspring · 61-69, M
As little as possible. Cops aren't much more than gangbangers on the public payroll.
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Nimbus · M
@Entwistle 😄
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
"I wish you people would make up your mind. The last officer took my driver's license away, and now you want me to have it on me when I'm driving."
JustEd · 41-45, M
Nice gloves pussy.

They don’t like that
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
"No, Mr. Beer, I haven't had any officers tonight."
Nimbus · M
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
Me: "Hey, while you're here, can I buy a ticket to the Highway Patrolman's Ball?"
Officer: "Highway patrolmen don't have balls.
Me:
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
Officer: Your eyes look kind of bloodshot. Have you been drinking?
Me: Your eyes look kind of glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?
Nimbus · M
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
"Well, you win this race. Best two out of three?"
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
They don't ask you if you know why they pulled you over anymore, which is a darn shame. Back when they did, a good one to piss them off was to say, "Do you know why you pulled me over?"
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
"I smell bacon! I smell pork! Watch out, piggy, I've got a fork!"
Nimbus · M
@candycane 😛
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