@Judas That's enough! :)

@ImpeccablyImperfect 😛

@TexChik oooh, that’s another one: “cuff me and stuff me officer”

@ImpeccablyImperfect lmfao

@ImpeccablyImperfect My hubby is a reserve deputy in the county our farm is in. He is a certified peace officer. One of his buddies is ATF swat and he gets to train with them sometimes, especially when he flies them out to a training site.

If I say that to him, that would be exactly what I got. 🤭😉

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout But then say the Indian was better!😈

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout 😛

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout I had a professor who's "life partner" was on the the Village People. We could never figure out which one so I, of course, spread the rumour far and wide it was the Indian😈

@Jeephikelove Yes I demand and appreciate eye contact😛

@Slade lol of-course you do

@Jeephikelove 🥰

@4meAndyou It might happen ;)

@Nimbus I doubt it. I have had the same 1/2 tank of gas in my car since I last filled it in January. 😢

@4meAndyou 😮

@Slade 😛

@eyeno Awww, cute :)

@AbbeyRhode The kind of thing Joe Biden would say but being serious 😄

@Nimbus Exactly, in his case, he would actually be seeking that information. 😄

@sunsporter1649 98 year old George Beverly Shea was speeding down the road when he was pulled over by a cop. The cop demanded his license and registration and insurance. Everything was in order and the cop recognised George as the famous singer on Billy Graham. Incredulusly he asked George if George was indeed the singer and George admitted that he was. The officer then said "I'm going to let you go Mr Shea but please in the future - don't drive your age."

@pedrohedgerow Tell me about it!
Hiya Pedro, have a great evening.

@Nimbus 🍻

@pedrohedgerow 🍻

@nightjourney 😛

@Adrift 😛

@nedkelly 🍻✌️👍

@nedkelly Classic :)

@kodiac lol!

@SW-User 👍

@smiler2012 Will only lead to more jail time.

@Nimbus oh i see where your loyalties lie nimby 😆 at least you have final realised united are crap or is this because they are playing liverpool and your attempt at a wind up 😆😆😆😆😆

@smiler2012 Yes, Man Utd are crap and we wind up the scousers

@Havesomefun2 Me too ;)

@Nimbus sorry it’s pointing at you 😀

@Havesomefun2 @Nimbus want to frisk me😚

@Eddiesolds Good to hear.

@TheSirfurryanimalWales Fer shure!

@Justmeraeagain Good point.

@Havesomefun2 😄

@Synyster Another classic :)

@RupertCornelius 😛

@Isthisit Naughty :)

@LordShadowfire 😛

@LordShadowfire 😛

@candycane 😛

@Entwistle 😄