Farting can be an issue, especially in a lift. How do you deflect you flatulent digressions?

I can't help it ......I laugh .

Once I sneezed and farted at the same time in a chemist.😱

I was so horrified at myself .

But not as much as I thought it was flipping hilarious 😅
I got the giggles...snorted and that was it ...

I was nearly on the floor 😂😂

Or if it's only you and that other person! 😂🤣

I was in the candies section at Walmart. There was a loud noise in the next aisle. I thought something had fallen off a shelf; but then a young woman came around the corner exclaiming 'Oh excuse me.'

I always giggle and betray myself.

I say "That was me." in the most serious unfriendly voice I can. I feel the fake gravitas I ask, it makes it less horrifying and a little more funny. To me at least.

I always blame it on the nearest beautiful woman.

i stand near old ladies and blame them when ppl start looking around..

Need a dog around. They take the blame with no problem

First sentence and I burst out laughing 😂

It might also seem that you are horrified about that person's reaction to the gas.