Farting can be an issue, especially in a lift. How do you deflect you flatulent digressions?

For me, it is to look horrified and stare at the scruffiest person in the lift. It does work in most cases but can be more difficult to explain if you have inadvertently sharted at the same time.

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Really · 80-89, M

I was in the candies section at Walmart. There was a loud noise in the next aisle. I thought something had fallen off a shelf; but then a young woman came around the corner exclaiming 'Oh excuse me.'