Farting can be an issue, especially in a lift. How do you deflect you flatulent digressions?

For me, it is to look horrified and stare at the scruffiest person in the lift. It does work in most cases but can be more difficult to explain if you have inadvertently sharted at the same time.

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OogieBoogie · F Best Comment

I can't help it ......I laugh .

Once I sneezed and farted at the same time in a chemist.😱

I was so horrified at myself .

But not as much as I thought it was flipping hilarious 😅
I got the giggles...snorted and that was it ...

I was nearly on the floor 😂😂

uncalled4 · 56-60, M

@OogieBoogie It's not too long a way from Oogie Boogie to Arty Farty.

Sojournersoul · M

@OogieBoogie Have to love a good sneeze fart. 😂😂😂😂

OogieBoogie · F

@uncalled4 omg 😂🤣 hahahaha
Touché😂

OogieBoogie · F

😂@Sojournersoul I was so embarrassed .
🤦
But it was funny 😏

Really · 80-89, M

@Sojournersoul After a certain age it has to substitute for orgasm, but it's a bit less satisfying.