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Farting can be an issue, especially in a lift. How do you deflect you flatulent digressions?

For me, it is to look horrified and stare at the scruffiest person in the lift. It does work in most cases but can be more difficult to explain if you have inadvertently sharted at the same time.
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AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
I always giggle and betray myself.
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@AlchemyFox I always wanted to 'throw my voice', perhaps if I could 'throw my farts' people would believe it wasn't me.
AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
@AndysAttic maybe with a squeeze and a little direction
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@AlchemyFox Good point...I will give that a go.
@AlchemyFox do ladies fart in public?
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@Oldanglaisadverbs @Oldanglaisadverbs No Sir, women do not fart.
AlchemyFox · 36-40, F
@Oldanglaisadverbs I do. I don't fart much and I don't hold it in when I do.