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Farting can be an issue, especially in a lift. How do you deflect you flatulent digressions?

For me, it is to look horrified and stare at the scruffiest person in the lift. It does work in most cases but can be more difficult to explain if you have inadvertently sharted at the same time.
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twistedrope · 26-30, M
I say "That was me." in the most serious unfriendly voice I can. I feel the fake gravitas I ask, it makes it less horrifying and a little more funny. To me at least.