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Captain · 61-69, M
Thats funny. I once pinched a punt pole that was mooring a punt next to a field on the river Cam. If you think about it that's pretty equivalent, some rich graduate having his idyllic picnic in the field with some beautiful undergrad and us sex starved undergrads - They were obviously off having their romantic escaped. Jealousy can distort the mind to extreme degrees. Kept it in my room for two days. Then discretely took it back to the boat houses. When I think back that was an incredibly cruel thing to do but then the rich toffs can affored the damages.
Iamnaked · M
I’m a true exhibitionist. I get cheap shorts and t shirts at thrift stores.
I go out early ahead of other hikers/walkers/skinny dippers and walk way the hell out. I bag and burry my clothes where only I can find them on the next hike.
The naked walk back is so much fun. I encounter many people some times. Not once have I ever got a bad reaction.
Just guys, men and women even when kids are along everyone is so cool about it.
Several times lone female hikers come across me. They always go in Mom mode and stop and ask with genuine concern if I’m ok, what happened can they help.
I had one nice lady walk all the way out with me to make sure I got to my car ok.
Most all will stop and ask me what happened to my clothes.
I tell them I lost them or they fell in the fast moving river rapids.
Now and then some very nice person has an extra towel or T-shirt and they offer it to me.
You should see the look on their faces when I politely turn the offer down and walk on.
I go out early ahead of other hikers/walkers/skinny dippers and walk way the hell out. I bag and burry my clothes where only I can find them on the next hike.
The naked walk back is so much fun. I encounter many people some times. Not once have I ever got a bad reaction.
Just guys, men and women even when kids are along everyone is so cool about it.
Several times lone female hikers come across me. They always go in Mom mode and stop and ask with genuine concern if I’m ok, what happened can they help.
I had one nice lady walk all the way out with me to make sure I got to my car ok.
Most all will stop and ask me what happened to my clothes.
I tell them I lost them or they fell in the fast moving river rapids.
Now and then some very nice person has an extra towel or T-shirt and they offer it to me.
You should see the look on their faces when I politely turn the offer down and walk on.
Gumbodidlo · 56-60, C
Gumbodidlo · 56-60, C
@Benjr134 there were quite a few, but it wasn't during school holidays
Benjr134 · M
@Gumbodidlo are you a naturalist family?
Gumbodidlo · 56-60, C
@Benjr134 yes, but would normally cover up for that kind of trip
Joeyj16 · M
Oh gosh I thought it did to me. It ended up being a big ol misunderstanding.
We were half skinny dipping…. You know boxers or panties on but none of the rest of your clothes… in a river outside of town late at night.
Well I guess the people who didn’t go in the water moved all our clothes away from the rocks back to where the cars where. But I was one of the last ones out of the water and no one told me they got moved!
So there I was running around the bonfire area looking for my clothes in front of everyone in these soaked little white briefs.
We were half skinny dipping…. You know boxers or panties on but none of the rest of your clothes… in a river outside of town late at night.
Well I guess the people who didn’t go in the water moved all our clothes away from the rocks back to where the cars where. But I was one of the last ones out of the water and no one told me they got moved!
So there I was running around the bonfire area looking for my clothes in front of everyone in these soaked little white briefs.
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
The queen bee and her friends stole my clothes when I was in the showers at school.It didn't end well for her when I just walked up to the queen bee and slapped her to the ground,then lifted her off the ground by her hair and threw her across the changing room.Queen bee's friends didn't fare too well either.After I dealt firmly with her friends I told them to go and get my clothes,or I would beat the queen bee senseless.My clothes got returned to me double quick.
hunkalove · 70-79, M
I had my wallet stolen while I was skinny-dipping. In it was my Beatles ticket stub, my Kinks autographs, and the Buddy Holly Fan Club card his mother sent me. And $3 or $4.
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
Yes, I have stolen friends' clothes and ran a mile plus back to the cabin with them. I dropped a baseball cap and one sock. One guy had the baseball cap covering his man hood running past other cabins through the woods, and the other guy found a tube sock and put it on his penis and ran down the center of the gravel road past families and old ladies!
I never laughed so hard in my life. We were all just graduated from high school.
I never laughed so hard in my life. We were all just graduated from high school.
meggie · F
Quite a few years ago my friend knew her husband was up to no good. So whilehe whistled away and scrubbed his body in the shower she crept up to his carefully laid out underpants and rubbed a sliced open chilli over the crotch area. He came home early that night with a very bad rash.
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
@meggie I hope it was only due to the chili and not from another woman. Never have spouse that goes out without taking you with them.
Benjr134 · M
I’ve stolen a friend’s close when we skinny dipped once. She had to walk naked back to town.
Benjr134 · M
@Ashleighrox of course she didn’t. She got caught by one guy we knew. He was a few years older.
Ashleighrox · 31-35, F
@Benjr134 oh well it’s a risk we all take at times
Benjr134 · M
@Ashleighrox exactly. She said it excited her.
MrAverage1965 · 61-69, M
I have never seen anyone streaking or skinny dipping or done those things myself so the opportunity never arose.
nobodyishome · 31-35, F
I stole so many photos and called them MY KEVIN. Anything else you wanna know :)
Joeyj16 · M
@nobodyishome did you steal the photos before or after stealing the clothes?
OldBrit · 61-69, M
I had mine "stolen" in a streak dare.
Ashleighrox · 31-35, F
@OldBrit do tell
OldBrit · 61-69, M
@Ashleighrox many many decades ago ie in the 1980s I was on a pub crawl in city of London.
Somewhere along the line a girl, Amanda, offered to pay my contribution to the next whip if I streaked to the next pub. In those days it seemed every fourth or fifth building was a pub. So it was only a couple hundred metres.
I stripped off in the doorway of that pub, gave my clothes to Amanda who was to follow me and ran to the next pub. Accompanied by jeers, whistles and shouts.
I stand in the lobby of the next pub. Others from our party follow in laughing. Pauline, Amanda's friend, comes in last. I enquire about Amanda. "Gone to the Old Watling" she tells me, a pub in completely the other direction.
No alternative so I run back past original pub and on to the Old Watling. Now with no friends accompanying me.
I get to the door of the Old Watling and can see Amanda in the bar enjoying herself with a couple of other friends. She either didn't or wouldn't see me by the door so I had to go in through the packed bar to retrieve my clothes from her as she, Caroline and Katherine continued to laugh.
The landlord threw me out and imposed a life bar on me which I suppose might still be in force.
Somewhere along the line a girl, Amanda, offered to pay my contribution to the next whip if I streaked to the next pub. In those days it seemed every fourth or fifth building was a pub. So it was only a couple hundred metres.
I stripped off in the doorway of that pub, gave my clothes to Amanda who was to follow me and ran to the next pub. Accompanied by jeers, whistles and shouts.
I stand in the lobby of the next pub. Others from our party follow in laughing. Pauline, Amanda's friend, comes in last. I enquire about Amanda. "Gone to the Old Watling" she tells me, a pub in completely the other direction.
No alternative so I run back past original pub and on to the Old Watling. Now with no friends accompanying me.
I get to the door of the Old Watling and can see Amanda in the bar enjoying herself with a couple of other friends. She either didn't or wouldn't see me by the door so I had to go in through the packed bar to retrieve my clothes from her as she, Caroline and Katherine continued to laugh.
The landlord threw me out and imposed a life bar on me which I suppose might still be in force.
Matt85 · 36-40, M
thats eeevil
Ashleighrox · 31-35, F
@Kevinthegreat that happens often at times
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BigGuy2 · 31-35, M
NOPE, but would only do it if she had Massive 😘