Ever stolen a streaker or skinny dippers clothes ?

I’m a true exhibitionist. I get cheap shorts and t shirts at thrift stores.
I go out early ahead of other hikers/walkers/skinny dippers and walk way the hell out. I bag and burry my clothes where only I can find them on the next hike.

The naked walk back is so much fun. I encounter many people some times. Not once have I ever got a bad reaction.
Just guys, men and women even when kids are along everyone is so cool about it.
Several times lone female hikers come across me. They always go in Mom mode and stop and ask with genuine concern if I’m ok, what happened can they help.
I had one nice lady walk all the way out with me to make sure I got to my car ok.
Most all will stop and ask me what happened to my clothes.
I tell them I lost them or they fell in the fast moving river rapids.

Now and then some very nice person has an extra towel or T-shirt and they offer it to me.

You should see the look on their faces when I politely turn the offer down and walk on.