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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
WillaKissing · 56-60
@iamonfire696 Awesome~ I met my Goal.
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@WillaKissing you did 💖
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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@Bexsy OMG 🤣
@iamonfire696 I know 😂
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
Some autocorrect humor for you…
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Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
@iamonfire696 I thought you’d like those! I had a less raunchy autocorrect fail with a friend recently and then we started trading some of these.
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@Harmonium1923 that one from the boss would be mortifying 🤣🤣🤣
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
@Harmonium1923 brief cunnilingus hahahha
Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F
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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@Pinkstarburst OMG 🤣
SilkandLace2 · 46-50, M
@Pinkstarburst NO WAY!! LMAO @iamonfire696
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Not a meme but a good joke from the ever reliable @Rusham
A Woman's True Story: Why I am Divorced.
On my birthday
I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!',
and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out,
he barely said good morning,
let alone ' Happy Birthday.'
I thought.... well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids...... they will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfasts
and didn't say a word..
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office,
my handsome Boss Rick, said,
'Good Morning, lady,
and by the way
Happy Birthday! '
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until lunchtime,
when Rick knocked on my door
and said, 'You know,
it's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your birthday,
what do you say we go for a bit of lunch,
just you and me....'
I said, 'Thanks, Rick,
that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
Let's go!'
We went to lunch.
But we didn't go where we normally would go.
He chose instead a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two glasses of wine
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office,
Rick said, 'You know,
it's such a beautiful day...
we don't need to go straight back to the office,
do we?'
I responded, 'I guess not.
What do you have in mind?'
He said, 'Let's drop by my place,
it's just around the corner.'
After arriving at his house,
Rick turned to me and said,
make yourself comfortable,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.
He went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
he came out
carrying a huge birthday cake .....
followed by my husband
my kids, and dozens of my friends
and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.
And I just sat there....
On the couch....
Naked.
A Woman's True Story: Why I am Divorced.
On my birthday
I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!',
and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out,
he barely said good morning,
let alone ' Happy Birthday.'
I thought.... well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids...... they will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfasts
and didn't say a word..
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office,
my handsome Boss Rick, said,
'Good Morning, lady,
and by the way
Happy Birthday! '
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until lunchtime,
when Rick knocked on my door
and said, 'You know,
it's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your birthday,
what do you say we go for a bit of lunch,
just you and me....'
I said, 'Thanks, Rick,
that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
Let's go!'
We went to lunch.
But we didn't go where we normally would go.
He chose instead a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two glasses of wine
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office,
Rick said, 'You know,
it's such a beautiful day...
we don't need to go straight back to the office,
do we?'
I responded, 'I guess not.
What do you have in mind?'
He said, 'Let's drop by my place,
it's just around the corner.'
After arriving at his house,
Rick turned to me and said,
make yourself comfortable,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.
He went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
he came out
carrying a huge birthday cake .....
followed by my husband
my kids, and dozens of my friends
and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.
And I just sat there....
On the couch....
Naked.
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
@SW-User LMAO! 😂
Ferric67 · M
@SW-User birthday suit
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SilkandLace2 · 46-50, M
Not really a meme, but someone had this up recently, maybe it will brighten your day....
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@SilkandLace2 it’s pretty funny 🤣
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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@AlyAngel why does this always happen 🤣🤣🤣
Iamtransformingmylife · 22-25, F
@Wol62 i think the person Bought oreos instead of a healthy option like seedless grapes or fruit.
Wol62 · 51-55, M
@Iamtransformingmylife Oh...right🤔
@iamonfire696 lol it takes a lot!
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@crownedwithlaurel97 I can keep my kids alive but not plants 🤣
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
@iamonfire696 same!! 😂
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@SooperSarah 🤣🤣🤣
SilkandLace2 · 46-50, M
@SooperSarah NICE
TBone · M
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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@TBone OMG 🤣
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@PerfectionOfTheHeart these are all hilarious 🤣
Therifleman · 31-35, M
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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@Jeephikelove Netflix marathon yes. Actually running, that’s a big fuck no 🤣
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@SageWanderer 🤣🤣🤣
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Icarus16 · 51-55, M
My wife still thinks I’m hot….every time I pass her she says “what an ass”
I still have it!
I still have it!
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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@redredred I laughed so hard and feel a bit bad about it lol
SilkandLace2 · 46-50, M
@redredred @iamonfire696 yeah, i feel like i should repent after i get off the floor....ROTFLOL🤣
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@SilkandLace2 that’s funny 🤣
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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@TBone relatable 🤣
TBone · M
@iamonfire696 Yes, I know! 😉🤣
JestAJester · 31-35, M
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@JestAJester good old Facebook 🤣
SilkandLace2 · 46-50, M
@JestAJester YES!! thanks also to Google, LOL
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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@Stillwaiting 🤣🤣🤣
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SilkandLace2 · 46-50, M
@Wol62 Oooooops....
Degbeme · 70-79, M
😅 The last one made me snort.
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@Degbeme that’s pretty funny 🤣
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Wol62 · 51-55, M
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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@Wol62 why, just why 🤣
Wol62 · 51-55, M
@iamonfire696 How does anyone end up in that position?
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
First off 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@Jeephikelove OMG this is spot on though 🤣. Thank you lovely 💜
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@thepreposterouspanda I knew it would be a people of Walmart picture 🤣
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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@TBone you have made me laugh a lot today. Thank you 🤭
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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@SW-User
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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@Montanaman omg lol
dumasme · 51-55, M
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@dumasme works every time 🤭
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
@iamonfire696 @Jeephikelove okay okay. The husband and wife can be reversed.
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@FeetAreFantastic thanks
SilkandLace2 · 46-50, M
@FeetAreFantastic HAHAHAHA
NodandaWink · 51-55, M
I hope these help a little.
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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@NodandaWink funny
VirginMatchmaker · 46-50, M
I not even sure I know how to find funny memes lol.
Sorry you're feeling crap, I hope you feel brighter as the day goes on and you're much better tomorrow.
Sorry you're feeling crap, I hope you feel brighter as the day goes on and you're much better tomorrow.
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@VirginMatchmaker thanks 💜
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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
This one also made me laugh
dumasme · 51-55, M
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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@ChemDawg haha omg 🤣