Another shooting in America on the 4th of July so let's not discuss itWhat's the point SW? The rest of the world can shake it's head at the obvious solution being ignored. anyone who tries is called a commie or tyrant. How has America gotten to this point that there is such worship over guns and paranoia over any... See More » (1)
Performance assessment"He's hit rock bottom and has started digging" Apparently you can't put that on your own assessment
Overhearing a Lcpl getting torn a new one by the base CONot so much getting the book thrown at them more the whole libary (1)
Problem: training exercise defending team low ammunitionSolution: yell "Fix bayonets fix bayonets be ready for blood!" In earshot of advancing "enemy" Outcome: psychological deterrent
"And that's what happened sir"ME: "A good and well rehearsed story one flaw in it Rifleman I was sat up there in my office. I heard and saw the whole thing." THEM: (1)
God son is a little gemOut the blue get a call from my mate but instead of him I got his son my god son he rambled like little kids do and honestly could have listened for hours it broke up all the crap of procedures orders and exercises. Gave me a morale boost and put a... See More »
Messing with an "auditor"There's a trend online of people filming main gates of military and police sites to supposedly flag flaws in the security. In actual fact its to wind up whoever is on the gate by acting suspicious but staying within legal rights of being on public... See More »
Why do I drink alone?Cause if I drank with someone they'll ask what's wrong then there'll be two depressed people drinking Anyway cheers (1)
Christmas is comingI sent my Riflemen to their homes yet I remain here to sit and remember those friends who are not here to celebrate this time of year with their families. A toast to you all. heroes long gone never forgotten. Swift and bold Riflemen then, now and... See More » (2)
Promoting 5 of my Riflemen to Lance CorporalsIt's the first time I get the honour of doing this. I'm incredibly proud of them and looking forward to seeing how they do in the future.
Ssgt McCurdy 2011-Afghanistan [I Like Inspiring Quotes]"Right you Yankee bastards which one of yers is on comms? and you trigger happy little shit get down from there before I shove that MG up yer arsehole sideways"
Again she was in the gymEverytime I think I'll not run into her shes there. Looking great and being completely out of bounds for me. Then she does yoga... Kill me (1)
Always great when my mate visitsHe has the habit of showing up at the right times like he has a 6th sense for when I'm stressed. Today he decided my office was lacking in rubber chickens so threw one through my window which clocked me in the back of the head. I knew exactly who it... See More »
Back to the grindDone with leave back to knocking heads. Got bullies to deal with, newbies to train. Let's get to it
Goodnight everybodyGonna drink sleep and hope the hangover comes with a side of not hating myself for a day. Yes I'm a complete miserable bastard
Went for a run lost track of time and distanceSomething about hammering rain just makes it more fun blasting music and just going for it. The next thing I know my legs are on fire and my lungs want me dead. But hey ho had fun
Shout out to squaddies Honestly the humour when everything seems like its gone to shit is amazing. (1)
Ever just curse your feelings?Falling for someone cause they are taken sucks worse when it's essentially forbidden due to your work. Like lifes like here's a girl she's cute funny you have a lot in common annnnnnd she's your subordinate. I can keep it professional and control... See More »
موږ به وروسته تاسو سره ووینو خو تاسو موږ ته نه ګورئ!A friend who trained Afghani snipers used to write this next to bullet holes he deliberately left in areas Taliban operated. It translates to "We'll see you later but you won't see us!" (1)
