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FFS people!

The thermometer goes under your tongue! What have you been doing your entire life? Shoving it up your.......oh 😨

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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

Since when?

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@ShepherdBard You would think its a new concept giving how many people I have to correct when trying to take their temp 🤣

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@Silentpleasure yikes

Pfuzylogic · M

I can’t even imagine trying it on top of the effing tongue.

The possible swallowing/gagging incidents while receiving “care”! 😱
Good thing you are there to hold their hand.

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@Pfuzylogic Its mind numbing......how did they survive this long.

HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

That's like the person that swallows the suppository

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HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

@Silentpleasure
Oh crap...that's scary

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@HoraceGreenley Very scary

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ineedadrink · 51-55, M

Early in COVID days a coworker called in saying how he felt awful, was spewing from both ends but didn't want to use his only thermometer as he'd had it up his dogs ass several days prior to check his dogs temp. We couldn't convince him to rinse it off & use it to see if he had a fever. "Take one for the team" didn't work. 😅

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@ineedadrink Oh how funny!

Houdini · 56-60, M

You mean it doesn’t go up the ass lol 😂

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@Houdini It can but the mouth is usually the easiest.....except for those who don't seem to understand how a thermometer work 🙄

Houdini · 56-60, M

@Silentpleasure lol

hunkalove · 61-69, M

I thought it tasted kinda weird!

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@hunkalove We don't reuse the plastic sheaths sir!

SW-User

Say it...say it!!!! Tookus or keister :)

Patriot96 · 56-60, C

@SW-User they taste different

smiler2012 · 56-60

@Silentpleasure 😆rectal thermometers have a blue end so it does not get put in the wrong end lol

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@smiler2012 Well for us the blue color is oral and red is rectal

smiler2012 · 56-60

@Silentpleasure this is the uk i only know this as i was a storekeeper in my early day and that is how you knew the difference when issuing them

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@smiler2012 Figures we would have to do the opposite here in the states. Then again this might be true if we still used the old school glass thermometers.

Oneofthestormboys · 100+, M

You can shove them in your armpit too - just don’t stick it straight in your mouth afterwards 🤢

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@Oneofthestormboys Not as accurate

SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M

Yeah FFS. But the arm band does require me to take off my pants, right?

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@SinlessOnslaught But you checked in for eye pain?

SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M

@Silentpleasure The doc said I don't need to check in this time, he just waved me over to his cardboard box in the alley across the street.

Patriot96 · 56-60, C

@SinlessOnslaught only if you want to

PhoenixPhail · M

That's a different kind of thermometer. I'm always very careful not to get them mixed up. 🤢

OldBrit · 61-69, M

It's the element of surprise when you do that to people that gets them 😳

SW-User

That's just your opinion ma'am

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@SW-User Who hurt you?

SW-User

@Silentpleasure hmm

Gringo · 46-50, M

Isn't that how it's supposed to work?

Rokan · 31-35, M

You mean my hand isn't calibrated to let me know?

scooogy · 31-35, MVIP

*me when my sister was sick as well*

CrazyMusicLover · 31-35

Armpit..that's right.

thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@thepreposterouspanda Considered your self educated :P

Degbeme · 70-79, M

They do make those ones too, but you know this. 🤭

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@Degbeme Yes there are times we have to check it rectally but 99% of the time its oral and under the effing tongue.....not on top, not biting it, under the effing tongue!