Okay, no more being shy. Here’s my beaver.

I totally had a feeling that is where this post was headed

True story
I ran into this woman I hadn't seen in a while
She says to me "this is what I have turned into"

And proceeds to show me some video clip of a beefy beaver just floating in someone's tub munching on something
I thought it was awkwardly weird
I nevervously gave her a chuckle and just kinda went my own way

Whoa!

I mean I am Canadian so of course I love your beaver

can i call you "wynona" 🤭

Cute. A little furry for my liking but cute

Looks like a difficult job to shave!

You're hairier than I expected.

Has it chewed a lot of wood in its time?

Seriously beautiful beaver.

You'll be fine until warmer weather arrives

didn't expect to see to see the beer,

Nice! Have you considered shaving?

Oh, baby. So secksy.

Jeeze... look at all that hair!!! And not a nudity tag in sight...

Oh dear, a drunk beaver.

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U wiLLZ remainZ PooRZ

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