Okay, no more being shy. Here’s my beaver.

I totally had a feeling that is where this post was headed

True story
I ran into this woman I hadn't seen in a while
She says to me "this is what I have turned into"

And proceeds to show me some video clip of a beefy beaver just floating in someone's tub munching on something
I thought it was awkwardly weird
I nevervously gave her a chuckle and just kinda went my own way