@Secretsmile 🤗

@XDHyperGirlXD1 I would have thought your reputation among chickens would scare it away.

@Straylight some chicken try to raise up to fall by my hand 👀

@Beautyinbroken nice to hear 😊

@Secretsmile 🌻

@Beautyinbroken thank you 😊

@sarabee1995 in the ocean?

@Jenny1234 no, at Golden Corral in the buffet line

@Jenny1234 Yup. Out on my boat. They will sometimes follow alongside.

@SatanBurger I was on an episode!

@JohnnyNoir Wait what you were? Ummm do you feel comfortable talking about it, you don't gotta

@SatanBurger I'm kidding but there's still hope

@phuckoffNuno They chased you right into your home, damn it! 🤣

@Straylight Trying to grab the bull by the horns. 🤣

@Ontheroad funny but not funny 😂

@Beautyinbroken yeah, I went with funny, but real😉

The less funny, but still real include:

A big ole billy goat that thought I shouldn't be trying to ride it.

A swarm of yellow jackets when I moved a dead log.

A stray dog.

Another dog that got all territorial when I jumped the fence and tried run across his yard.

@SooperSarah A hummingbird chased you??? The ones I've seen seem so afraid of us.

@Midnightoker1 Opps sorry I didn't see the full post... Goats geese , cows ..

@Guardian And they wonder why we carry concealed.