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TexChik · F
Im not really clear on how all that works yet! 😂
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Pinkstarburst · F
Had to give up all the parts.
Coralmist · 41-45, F
I would need the male species, to ya know fall in love with, and having a baby would be wonderful. If I could actually get past my fear that Im not enough or would be ditched because I have anxiety..I feel I would be baggage 🥺 But Im working on that fear. I dont have many years left to safely get pregnant.
Matt85 · 36-40, M
I'm male and science aint quite keeping with the times.
AnonymousJSS · 22-25, F
1. I’m on the IUD
2. I absolutely hate kids
2. I absolutely hate kids
BasicWaffles · 18-21, F
@AnonymousJSS all valid reasons
AnommonA86 · 36-40, F
@AnonymousJSS what is an IUD
@AnommonA86 Inverted Umbilical Detachment
IsaacDeSnuts · 22-25, M
I gave birth to 2 children in 2022 and one child in 2023. My doctor said that I cannot afford to have more children and have to give them up to the cat adoption agency :/
GunFinger · F
That's a bad word and I'm being good. I already have 2.😁
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
I'm saving myself for Cher
AnommonA86 · 36-40, F
@Thevy29 isn’t Cher a bit too old for you
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
@AnommonA86 Actually. I think I am too old for her.
AnommonA86 · 36-40, F
@Thevy29 ok you were made for her then
Oh hmmmmm maybe because:
I am Single..
Was not really looking.
Also other things like how expensive things are e.g. cost of living not to mention lots of things such as bringing up a child costs money.
How life is and what is being done to children e.g. what they are being taught in schools and that kind of thing.
I am Single..
Was not really looking.
Also other things like how expensive things are e.g. cost of living not to mention lots of things such as bringing up a child costs money.
How life is and what is being done to children e.g. what they are being taught in schools and that kind of thing.
And there is one other thing but not gonna say what that is here..
NerdyPotato · M
Science hasn't advanced enough yet. And because I don't want to.
pancakeslam · 46-50, M
I just ate mint oreos, pickles, and breadsticks so I might be. can I borrow a pregnancy test?
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pancakeslam · 46-50, M
@KneAuxBody I can take it. BTW we were kidding?
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calicuz · 56-60, M
Because I'm a middle aged, balding fatty that still lives in my mother's basement, playing video games and drinking Monsters all day.
So as you can see.................. I'm trying. 🤷♂️
So as you can see.................. I'm trying. 🤷♂️
Mamapolo2016 · F
Sheer luck?
BasicWaffles · 18-21, F
@Mamapolo2016 dang, living on the edge
Mamapolo2016 · F
@BasicWaffles There may be mitigating factors, such as no ovaries and no lover.
Elessar · 26-30, M

🍺🍺🍺🍺
Elessar · 26-30, M
(And because, as you can see from my pfp, I'm more into🍷)

SW-User
Cheers to self indulgence ✨☺️lol 🎺@Elessar
MasterLee · 56-60, M
Y chromosome
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SlaveEt · 36-40, F
Not enough practice?🤔
SlaveEt · 36-40, F
@SW-User
Lol we "work" plenty😉
Lol we "work" plenty😉

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I have...3 times
@SW-User 🤔
But ☝🏻 have you figured out what caused it yet?
But ☝🏻 have you figured out what caused it yet?

SW-User
@KneAuxBody hm yes

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@Tastyfrzz that's horrible
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
Because the menopause is a wonderful thing.
4meAndyou · F
Way too late to ask me that...the barn door was left open and the horse already left...🤣🤣🤣
goliathtree · 56-60, M
someone needs to give me instructions.
Viper · M
Because hunters keep shooting all the storks... or at least they never make it to me, maybe climate change plays a factor? 🤔
Torsten · 36-40, M
still trying to figure out how men get pregnant, i guess
@Torsten Same!
Just think of the MONEY 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰!
Product Endorsements, Sponsorships, Media Tours, Million Dollar 💵 5 Minute Appearances at Conventions,
and
The Kid would Sell for Hundreds of Millions Too!
Just think of the MONEY 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰!
Product Endorsements, Sponsorships, Media Tours, Million Dollar 💵 5 Minute Appearances at Conventions,
and
The Kid would Sell for Hundreds of Millions Too!
iamelijah · 26-30, M
I am a nun.
@iamelijah Can you believe I wanted to be a nun at one point in my life?
iamelijah · 26-30, M
@JustGoneNow No way! 😱 For real? 😳
@iamelijah yup. I was very religious when I was young. 😊
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Im a guy
BasicWaffles · 18-21, F
@vetguy1991 you'll never get pregnant with that attitude
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
@BasicWaffles keep your fingers crossed for me 🤞
Tastyfrzz · 61-69, M
@vetguy1991 fake it till you make it!
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
Because I'm not a seahorse
Jimmy2016 · 61-69, M
🤔...............That's a wife's job........lol
BasicWaffles · 18-21, F
@Jimmy2016 you don't want to seahorse this thing?
Jimmy2016 · 61-69, M
@BasicWaffles .....No Seahorse's here....lol
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cd4259 · 61-69, M
Because I am a guy 🤣🤣
Emjay · 18-21, F
It takes two
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
I’m not keen on a butt baby
BasicWaffles · 18-21, F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout I'm sure you can get an epidural
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
@BasicWaffles still gotta push a watermelon out my sweet little walnut... 😳
texasborn89 · 36-40, M
um because im guy so... 🤨

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No womb
@SW-User
Buy a Wombat, get rid of the 'at' part
and you'll have one!
🤓 Simple!
Buy a Wombat, get rid of the 'at' part
and you'll have one!
🤓 Simple!
Married, gay, and also can’t carry one.
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
I did twice .. now it be a mirecal
its what cool kids ar e doing..and i,m not thATc OOL
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
😣 I keep trying but nobody likes me!!
Jake966 · 56-60, M
Come see me and I will !
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Wrong bits.
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
Genetics
AMountainGirl · 18-21, F
I am tho, lol
Jake966 · 56-60, M
Come see me and we will make it happen
Jake966 · 56-60, M
Can’t find a female who wants to get pregnant
Ducky · 31-35, F
Not very feasible when you’re fucking another woman.
SailorMarz · F
Having a child is one of my greatest fears. Not just the painful experience, but being responsible for a humans quality of life scares the shit out of me.
But also, i want to be selfish and live for me
But also, i want to be selfish and live for me

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No ovaries
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
@SW-User That's so old school 🤪
bijouxbroussard · F
Factory closed some time ago.
DDonde · 31-35, M
oh, y'know
BasicWaffles · 18-21, F
@DDonde on the pill?
DDonde · 31-35, M
@BasicWaffles Exactly
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
I lack the necessary equipment?
caesar7 · 61-69, M
Because....I'm a man 🙄
BohemianBabe · M
I only take penis in the mouth.
MasterLee · 56-60, M
@BohemianBabe and only your own
BohemianBabe · M
@MasterLee I think you have mine confused with yo' papa's.
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