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Angelboy · M
Dick
TheEnforcer · M
Muhammad
NCCindy · 36-40, F
A friend of mine had a good rule for naming kids ... I think it still applies well !!!
If you can't get your kid a license plate with their name on it when they visit Disney World, you've gone too far off the deep end naming them
If you can't get your kid a license plate with their name on it when they visit Disney World, you've gone too far off the deep end naming them
RockVolleyGirl · 18-21, F
@NCCindy Good rule. I agree. 😆
Adolf
itsok · 31-35, F
John Ollinger
bijouxbroussard · F
Donald. 🤨
ArishMell · 70-79, M
Any that is...
- the name of a place or other geographical word, the name of a season or similar;
- supposedly "trendy", pseudo-mystic / New-Agey / "first-nations-ish";
- coined or favoured by some temporary "celebrity";
- or more appropriate for a pet poodle.
Also any that could be shortened to an insult (children can be very cruel to each other), or whose combination with the surname creates unfortunate associations, in full or abbreviated form.
- the name of a place or other geographical word, the name of a season or similar;
- supposedly "trendy", pseudo-mystic / New-Agey / "first-nations-ish";
- coined or favoured by some temporary "celebrity";
- or more appropriate for a pet poodle.
Also any that could be shortened to an insult (children can be very cruel to each other), or whose combination with the surname creates unfortunate associations, in full or abbreviated form.
WasEP · 51-55, M
Landon
Pretzel · 70-79, M
Henrietta
Summer.
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WasEP · 51-55, M
@ElwoodBlues probably where they got the names from
ThePatientAnarchist · 61-69
@V00doo One of the loveliest people I ever met was named Summer Rivers!
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Quasimodo
LinuxBreaksWindows · 26-30, M
Melvin
Gingerbreadspice · F
Apple Crumble
RockVolleyGirl · 18-21, F
Good rule. I agree. 😆
Hireath · 36-40, M
Boris
DrWatson · 70-79, M
I would not pick a name that was blatantly incongruous with my Italian last name.
So.... sorry, Heinrich. You're just not going to happen.
So.... sorry, Heinrich. You're just not going to happen.
JoyfulSilence · 51-55, M
Jesus Henry
ThePatientAnarchist · 61-69
@JoyfulSilence Is that what the H in Jesus H. Christ stands for!?
wildbill83 · 41-45, M
Greta...
ItsMeMorgue · 46-50, F
@wildbill83 I know, right? Why would you name a child after someone who cares about the planet? So horrible.
Lilymoon · F
Boys: Stanley, Gerald, Todd, Stuart, Alex, Jeremy
Girls: Helen, Joyce, Mildred, Esmeralda, Jean
Girls: Helen, Joyce, Mildred, Esmeralda, Jean
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@ChiefJustWalks Buy my VIP, Gerry
ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
@SwampFlower I'm dead 🤣
Lilymoon · F
@ChiefJustWalks busted! 🤣 😛
therighttothink50 · 56-60, M
Barack.
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
Rufus
swirlie · 31-35
@FreeSpirit1
...but definitely not Dufus.
...but definitely not Dufus.
HowtoDestroyAngels · 46-50, M
Tamara
meggie · F
Jimmy
4meAndyou · F
Rover...or Spot. 🤣🤣🤣 They've been overdone.


JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
@4meAndyou Wendell
4meAndyou · F
@JohnnySpot OMgosh!!! Wendell is adorable! He can be MY little puppy anytime he wants!
YoMomma ·
I prefer to think about stuff i like
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
Nigel.
ABCDEF7 · M
Names of Invaders and colonizers to my country.
@Allelse mate!! Relax..
There are 100s of cultural issues that you might like or not. That's their problem.
How about your ladies marrying Muslims and converting to Islam?
There are 100s of cultural issues that you might like or not. That's their problem.
How about your ladies marrying Muslims and converting to Islam?
calicuz · 56-60, M
Boy:
Donald Trump
Laura Trump (if you don't believe me, look again)
Girl:
Constance
No seasons
Donald Trump
Laura Trump (if you don't believe me, look again)
Girl:
Constance
No seasons
FreddieUK · 70-79, M
Jesus Mary and Joseph...to the same child. 😏
beetlebumdont · 26-30, F
Theres too many
BuzzedLightyear · 61-69, M
A boy named Sue.
Patrick Star
Bruja · F
Renesmee
Kiddy McKidface.
Nimbus · M
Rumpelstiltskin.
Lugwho · 61-69, M
Nigel
Hamburglar
Dr. Evil
Snuffleupagus
Dr. Evil
Snuffleupagus
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MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
martin... that'd be weird...
BuzzedLightyear · 61-69, M
@MartinTheFirst dang...you're still around
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
@BuzzedLightyear barely
swirlie · 31-35
@MartinTheFirst
So, you're not the modern day version of the God of War then?
So, you're not the modern day version of the God of War then?
rinkydinkydoink · M
Girl - Lolita
Boy - Huckleberry
Boy - Huckleberry
HumanEarth · F
Doggie Puss
bijouxbroussard · F
@HumanEarth I don’t think I’d even name a pet that.
HumanEarth · F
Neither would i
craig7 · 70-79, M
Ichabod.
onewithshoes · 26-30, F
Any of those dreadful, meaningless, monosyllable names that start with 'B'.🤨
onewithshoes · 26-30, F
@ItsMeMorgue Was thinking more of Bret, Bart, and Brice, but generally don't much like the sound of 'B' names.
I'd also avoid anything on the top ten list for that year.
Who the hell wants grow up being the 11th Jason in their class, or whatever might be now?
I'd also avoid anything on the top ten list for that year.
Who the hell wants grow up being the 11th Jason in their class, or whatever might be now?
ItsMeMorgue · 46-50, F
@onewithshoes Beats being named Yooneek...
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@onewithshoes I for one love being a Jason. Best thing my bio mom ever did for me. Her parents gave her one of those unique names, thinking they were being nice, but she was never able to find anything with her name on it and gift shops.
I don't have that problem, and believe it or not, there was only one other Jason at my school.
I don't have that problem, and believe it or not, there was only one other Jason at my school.
hunkalove · 70-79, M
Donald. Or John. Or Billy Bob.
ScreamingFox · 41-45, F
Some boring normie name
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swirlie · 31-35
Donald
CrazyMusicLover · 31-35
Omg, there are way too many.
Adolf, Jesus, Ignác, Dezider, Brunhilda, Wanda, Bohuslava, Eugen, Eugenia, Gertrude, Hilda, Hildegarda, Chloe, Nadežda, Saskia, Hugo, Hubert
Adolf, Jesus, Ignác, Dezider, Brunhilda, Wanda, Bohuslava, Eugen, Eugenia, Gertrude, Hilda, Hildegarda, Chloe, Nadežda, Saskia, Hugo, Hubert
boudinMan · 61-69, M
barak, joseph, gavin
NativePortlander1970 · 51-55
@ArishMell Newsom by my guess according to his profile photo
ArishMell · 70-79, M
@NativePortlander1970 Oh, I see! Yes, Hireath has suggested Boris, perhaps referring to another politician, the UK's' ex-PM, Mr. Johnson.
I first encountered the name as Gavin Maxwell, the Scots naturalist and author.
I first encountered the name as Gavin Maxwell, the Scots naturalist and author.
wackidywack · 26-30
Adolf, donald, genghis, nero ?? Graham ??? Lmao what a horrid name
BohoBabe · M
Adolf bin Stalin Pol Pot.
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