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TheEnforcer · M
Muhammad
itsok · 31-35, F
John Ollinger
bijouxbroussard · F
Donald. 🤨
NCCindy · 36-40, F
A friend of mine had a good rule for naming kids ... I think it still applies well !!!
If you can't get your kid a license plate with their name on it when they visit Disney World, you've gone too far off the deep end naming them
If you can't get your kid a license plate with their name on it when they visit Disney World, you've gone too far off the deep end naming them
RockVolleyGirl · 18-21, F
@NCCindy Good rule. I agree. 😆
Adolf
Nimbus · M
Rumpelstiltskin.
Gingerbreadspice · F
Apple Crumble
ArishMell · 70-79, M
Any that is...
- the name of a place or other geographical word, the name of a season or similar;
- supposedly "trendy", pseudo-mystic / New-Agey / "first-nations-ish";
- coined or favoured by some temporary "celebrity";
- or more appropriate for a pet poodle.
Also any that could be shortened to an insult (children can be very cruel to each other), or whose combination with the surname creates unfortunate associations, in full or abbreviated form.
- the name of a place or other geographical word, the name of a season or similar;
- supposedly "trendy", pseudo-mystic / New-Agey / "first-nations-ish";
- coined or favoured by some temporary "celebrity";
- or more appropriate for a pet poodle.
Also any that could be shortened to an insult (children can be very cruel to each other), or whose combination with the surname creates unfortunate associations, in full or abbreviated form.
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
Rufus
swirlie · 31-35, F
@FreeSpirit1
...but definitely not Dufus.
...but definitely not Dufus.
Lilymoon · F
Boys: Stanley, Gerald, Todd, Stuart, Alex, Jeremy
Girls: Helen, Joyce, Mildred, Esmeralda, Jean
Girls: Helen, Joyce, Mildred, Esmeralda, Jean
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SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@ChiefJustWalks Buy my VIP, Gerry
ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
@SwampFlower I'm dead 🤣
Lilymoon · F
@ChiefJustWalks busted! 🤣 😛
CrazyMusicLover · 31-35
Omg, there are way too many.
Adolf, Jesus, Ignác, Dezider, Brunhilda, Wanda, Bohuslava, Eugen, Eugenia, Gertrude, Hilda, Hildegarda, Chloe, Nadežda, Saskia, Hugo, Hubert
Adolf, Jesus, Ignác, Dezider, Brunhilda, Wanda, Bohuslava, Eugen, Eugenia, Gertrude, Hilda, Hildegarda, Chloe, Nadežda, Saskia, Hugo, Hubert
ABCDEF7 · M
Names of Invaders and colonizers to my country.
@Allelse mate!! Relax..
There are 100s of cultural issues that you might like or not. That's their problem.
How about your ladies marrying Muslims and converting to Islam?
There are 100s of cultural issues that you might like or not. That's their problem.
How about your ladies marrying Muslims and converting to Islam?
calicuz · 56-60, M
Boy:
Donald Trump
Laura Trump (if you don't believe me, look again)
Girl:
Constance
No seasons
Donald Trump
Laura Trump (if you don't believe me, look again)
Girl:
Constance
No seasons
boudinMan · 61-69, M
barak, joseph, gavin
NativePortlander1970 · 56-60
@ArishMell Newsom by my guess according to his profile photo
ArishMell · 70-79, M
@NativePortlander1970 Oh, I see! Yes, Hireath has suggested Boris, perhaps referring to another politician, the UK's' ex-PM, Mr. Johnson.
I first encountered the name as Gavin Maxwell, the Scots naturalist and author.
I first encountered the name as Gavin Maxwell, the Scots naturalist and author.

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Summer.
ElwoodBlues · M
WasEP · 51-55, M
@ElwoodBlues probably where they got the names from

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@SW-User One of the loveliest people I ever met was named Summer Rivers!
FreddieUK · 70-79, M
Jesus Mary and Joseph...to the same child. 😏
wackidywack · 26-30
Adolf, donald, genghis, nero ?? Graham ??? Lmao what a horrid name
HumanEarth · F
Doggie Puss
bijouxbroussard · F
@HumanEarth I don’t think I’d even name a pet that.
HumanEarth · F
Neither would i
Hamburglar
Dr. Evil
Snuffleupagus
Dr. Evil
Snuffleupagus
wildbill83 · 41-45, M
Greta...
ItsMeMorgue · F
@wildbill83 I know, right? Why would you name a child after someone who cares about the planet? So horrible.
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Quasimodo
WasEP · 51-55, M
Landon
DrWatson · 70-79, M
I would not pick a name that was blatantly incongruous with my Italian last name.
So.... sorry, Heinrich. You're just not going to happen.
So.... sorry, Heinrich. You're just not going to happen.
4meAndyou · F
Rover...or Spot. 🤣🤣🤣 They've been overdone.


JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
@4meAndyou Wendell
4meAndyou · F
@JohnnySpot OMgosh!!! Wendell is adorable! He can be MY little puppy anytime he wants!
hunkalove · 70-79, M
Donald. Or John. Or Billy Bob.
Patrick Star
beetlebumdont · 26-30, F
Theres too many
BohoBabe · M
Adolf bin Stalin Pol Pot.
Bruja · F
Renesmee
Pretzel · 70-79, M
Henrietta
meggie · F
Jimmy
therighttothink50 · 61-69, M
Barack.
Sutten · 41-45, F
Nevaeh.
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onewithshoes · 26-30, F
Any of those dreadful, meaningless, monosyllable names that start with 'B'.🤨
onewithshoes · 26-30, F
@ItsMeMorgue Was thinking more of Bret, Bart, and Brice, but generally don't much like the sound of 'B' names.
I'd also avoid anything on the top ten list for that year.
Who the hell wants grow up being the 11th Jason in their class, or whatever might be now?
I'd also avoid anything on the top ten list for that year.
Who the hell wants grow up being the 11th Jason in their class, or whatever might be now?
ItsMeMorgue · F
@onewithshoes Beats being named Yooneek...
LordShadowfire · 51-55, M
@onewithshoes I for one love being a Jason. Best thing my bio mom ever did for me. Her parents gave her one of those unique names, thinking they were being nice, but she was never able to find anything with her name on it and gift shops.
I don't have that problem, and believe it or not, there was only one other Jason at my school.
I don't have that problem, and believe it or not, there was only one other Jason at my school.
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GoFish ·
I prefer to think about stuff i like
rinkydinkydoink · M
Girl - Lolita
Boy - Huckleberry
Boy - Huckleberry
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
Englebert Humperdink
RockVolleyGirl · 18-21, F
Good rule. I agree. 😆
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JoyfulSilence · 51-55, M
Jesus Henry

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@JoyfulSilence Is that what the H in Jesus H. Christ stands for!?
Some boring normie name
Kiddy McKidface.
BuzzedLightyear · 61-69, M
A boy named Sue.
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craig7 · 70-79, M
Ichabod.
HellllloEveryone · 26-30, M
Melvin
SleepingWithGhosts · 46-50, M
Tamara
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