You know. 😏

I am Australian

Nothing. I'm already there.

My Rabbi frowns on that kinda thing.

First of all I’m not Catholic…..

Reality

My workplace.

What could is denying Christ Jesus as my Lord and Savior.

I will not be denied "Sainthood."

Nothing 😤

I haven't even been beatified yet,and time is running out to get the big award!

sins.

I'm not Catholic. Otherwise, I would qualify.

One little crime against humanity and suddenly no one thought I'd ever be deserving.

Well...the only sins I HAVEN'T deeply repented of are the repeated use of naughty words...The eff word...The Bit** word, and the a-hole word, mostly. The C***ssucker word, VERY rarely, (usually when I spill something in the kitchen), the mother-effer one if I drop something on my foot...and so on.

Because I keep on doing it, I will really have to wait til I am on my deathbed to repent of all those naughty words...🤣🤣🤣

I have already come to the conclusion that it definitely wont happen in this life.

The pope 🙄

dying

Probably perversion. I won't go into detail 🤷🏾 but there's enough that I'm not anyone's saint.

@Nimbus 🤔even being a liverpool fan nimby i think i can still achieve sainthood lol 😄

There was that one incident in Vegas....

if they ever make a movie about my life, it will be apparent. LOL

I think I might have once referred to a Pope as 'a coward that hides behind the skirts of a fictional dictator'.

With the whole omniscience thing I reckon I might have buggered my chances....

The enemy within...

Saint Julien murdered his parents … 😂

Rampant heresy.

Enlightened reason.