Your doctor has just told you that your body is full of a spooky scary skeleton. What do you...

DancingStarGoddess ·

I'd be pretty impressed. I'd also want a copy of x-ray to hang on my wall in a frame 😏

Cyclist · 46-50, M

Good thing. They say white sharks don’t like to eat humans because we are too bony.

MoveAlong · 70-79, M

Adopt a black cat.

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Gingerbreadspice · F

Well isn’t it?

maskedbandit · 61-69, M

Start doing the mash. The monster mash! 😅

JoyfulSilence · 51-55, M

I bet if I died and decayed and all that was left was bone it would look pretty spooky.

IPmyPants · 46-50, M

Doesn't everyone have a skeleton 🩻?
If the doctor says your skeleton is scary, I would ask if there were any broken bones or disease in the bones.

EldritchFox

I already knew that

MasterLee · 56-60, M

Tell him his brain is full of spooky scary cobwebs.

TheRealBarbossa · 36-40

Learn to chew better

MarineBob · 61-69, M

Eat a jack o lantern pizza

Chern0bylplaygr0unds

Ride around on a broom

Sequoia51 · 70-79, M

Shake some bones

Donotfolowme · 56-60, F

Prescribe a new drug for him.

WillaKissing · 61-69, M

I just live with it, the last time I did anything about skeletons I got banned from a store.

ShenaniganFoodie · 41-45, M

Visit Dr. Death

OutoftheGloom · 46-50, F

Get another doctor. There is absolutely NOTHING 'skeletal' about my current physique 😂

FloorGenAdm · 51-55, M

I think to God what the heck are you putting me through...why do you hate me so much?

GoFish ·

lol i don't have a doctor lol

HootyTheNightOwl

Scream and run away.

hunkalove · 70-79, M

No big deal. I only have one bone I care about.

Bruja · F

Go back to sleep

rebelsoul · M

Choke the crap out of him for not proving it

Thinkerbell · 46-50, F

Keep your flesh about you.

Allelse · 36-40, M

I start breaking bones to protect myself from it.

thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M

Your doctor has just told you that your body is full of a spooky scary skeleton. What do you do?