I'd encourage them to keep practicing. Eventually her aim will improve.

I only think of one person as my ex and I'm pretty sure we are both over each other ages ago .. his brother messaged me the other day tho to asked if i was ok.. which i guess i am 😬

I'd ask her why she texted me first instead of our children that she abandoned 2 years ago and has said a word to them since

I'd tell him how he was blessed having me and how he's blessed I moved far away from him:)

Be very surprised.

The "message" would be a 'phone call or by post, but that's by the by.

"Ex" girlfriend not wife, but we split up more than twenty years ago.

I would ask why now after 5 years?
I would also tell her that I haven’t dated since

Keep watching my show and occasionally scratch my behind.

I'd be confused cos I'm still friends with all but one of my exes and hang out with them all the time 😂

He doesn’t have to text me, I already know he misses me.

...well....hes no longer with us.....so....😱😱

I’d call him and ask if he wants to try dating again

He is muted so I would have to go looking for it. I'm sure it's there.

I wouldn't believe that it was her. And that would have been any ex-girlfreind.

That was a lifetime ago.

Laugh

It would not mean a thing. I've moved way beyond where that would even register.

I would probably 🤢🤮

I would cry, then kiss her all over.

It would be kinda freaky since I haven’t seen or spoken to them in about 15 years. 😅

Nothing

Id reply who are you?

Delete it

I'd probably laugh and delete the message.

Faint.

depends who the ex is

React very differently from how I think now.

Not a thing, he's dead to me.

How much money do you need now?

After 11 years of radio-silence, I'd be shocked

I hope I'd ignore them, no good could come of that.

I'd say, You miss Crazy?

Impossible, he's been dead 16 years!

Very unlikely after almost 13 years

Change my address immediately.

Ignore, nobody from my past matters today

*shake them*
"Wake up!"

Send back a shocked emoji. Nothing more.

..or a single question mark. Yeah, that sounds more likely.

It would be the wrong number

Depends on which ex

Tell his wife to control her husband.

Act like it never happened

Block her without a word.

Block them and move on

Tell them or send them: 🖕 off!

Nothing, he died in 2023…sick prank.

After 15 years? Nothing.

Assume it's a scammer and block them.