I've got an itch that I cannot reach......what can I use to scratch it?

@Ironicman Will it matter if mine is a different colour? Does a red one scratch better than a purple one, I wonder.

@pennynoodles it's gotta be red. Keep the purple one for the spaghetti pasta.

@Ironicman Perfect!

@Ducky I like those moves

@Ducky dang it, that was gonna be my answer 😁

@MaBalzEsHari 👀

@pennynoodles PM'ed u a question. :-)

@cherokeepatti i have 3 back scratchers 🤣🤣🤣 bought them at Dollar Tree cause my mom lost the one i had.. Well i got 3 now she aint gonna lose it again

@HeWhoWalks39 I have two Bamboo back scratchers from Dollar Tree and they do the trick. I bought 2 in case I misplaced one 😂

@cherokeepatti lol me to.. High five 🖐️🖐️ 🤣🤣🤣

@JohnnyNoir Far too sensible.

@pennynoodles oh damn. I was afraid of that

@pennynoodles it might help knowing where the itch is to determine a proper device

@perceptivei thats actually genius.

@TheSirfurryanimalWales A 15 inch one would probably do it.....remember I'm short.

@Scribbles Aw thanks. The thing about itches is that they always return.

@pennynoodles I know.
I ordered my partner 2 backscratchers once (Thank goodness he likes them and uses them), because I figure eventually he'll lose one of them. It's just worth having a couple around. Some people just get itchy, I guess 🤷‍♀️

Good luck!

@Scribbles haha I bought 2 bamboo back scratchers from the dollar store, two in case I misplace one.

@pennynoodles You need better friends, girl.

@PoetryNEmotion I'll advertise

@pennynoodles Not here. Take your needs local. Be careful.

@DrWatson My, that is a long one!

@pennynoodles I can use it without having to bend. And it turns out to be a great back scratcher!

@DrWatson A good investment then.

@AntisocialTroll I am alive...........sometimes 🤪

@Ingwe It's suddenly gone...😄

@pennynoodles lol

@firefall Good job no-one else uses it

@smiler2012 It's far enough away from my hands that I cant reach it.

@whowasthatmaskedman That would work a treat, thanks.

@Thodsis oo

@Axeroberts uncooked might work

@pennynoodles that's what I was thinking. Who wants a limp noodle anyway 🤷‍♂️🤣

@GoingDownSouth oh jeez, I think I'd have to do a risk assessment first.

@nonsensiclesnail I'll be careful not to confuse it with the steak knife...

@sciguy18 As you well know, I've already tried that.

@Disgustedman Bloody hell, that would reach every part that is itching.

@Teslin I could ask him. ...... I suppose.

@geoam1 I live in a round house.....

@SW-User It's dark out there.