If your farts are loud, you have a tight bútt

Thanks for that lovely tid bit.

Good morning. ☺

Interesting! Good morning

🎵 Every morning I greet you... 🎵

So many blessings -

OH BOY

Loud and proud 😌

GoodMorning...

According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the loudest fart ever recorded was a fart of 113 decibels, by Herkimer Chort of Ripley, NY USA, on October 11th, 1972

Let me check on the sound level meter

The tightest

Mine are mighty and fierce.

mostly silent and deadly

Mine are like a thunderous trumpet heralding the apocalypse… So, like, maybe crack a window 🤷‍♂

I like to fart on my wet bench in the shower to amplify their sound

What does it mean when my butt meows?

u r such a frog

And if you can hold your fart ?

<------ LOUD AF. 🍑

Good morning 🌞

Plug your ears.

Morning Brat