Whats something embarrassing you ever said?

I was 40 and at a social house. One of the managers had a bit of a belly but she was otherwise fairly lean. I asked her when she was due. She wasn't pregnant. I apologized profusely. I felt like such a fool.

When I was in 9th grade my history teacher - Mr. Charles Harris (who was mostly bald except the sides of his head) came into his classroom making sure all of the students were inside and not in the hall. He called on me and said ok - my name - turn to chapter 5 and start reading aloud. I said ok Mr. Hairless. He gave me a shocked look, all the classmates started laughing and teased and taunted me. I opened my book laid my head on my desk and covered my face with it. My face was so red. He was one teacher who didn’t put up with any crap from anyone. He told me to go to the bathroom for a few mins and calm down. I did and as soon as I left the room he laid down hell in yelling to the rest of them. I instantly felt better and went to the bathroom and wet a paper towel trying to calm myself down. I came back and everyone was quiet and didn’t say a thing when I came back. Mr. Harris asked if I was feeling better, and I said yes thank you. He said good, but I want to see you at my desk after class. I said yes sir. The rest of class time we all read our history chapters in silence. When class was over, I went to his desk and I apologized profusely. He said I know you are not the type to cause trouble. And believe me I’ve been called worse. It was a simple slip of the tongue or you had a bad day or something. But I will not put up with crap like what they did to you in my classroom. Have a good rest of your day and don’t think about this anymore. And don’t let them get to you. I said thank you and you too Mr. Harris. I left for my next class and nobody said anything more about the incident ever. I don’t know what he said to them but whatever it was, it worked. 👍🙂

Did you use the safe word?

Freudian slip?

R&B....

fam was looking through old pictures and letters the other night (my mom kept all kinds of stuff from school)

anyhoo, we ran across one of those letters from elementary school where kids write santa what they want for Christmas. While I'm pretty certain at only 7 or 8 years old, what I probably meant to write was a "gameboy", I wrote "playboy" instead...

though, I can't remember if teacher read it or not back then, but I can only imagine the reaction... 🤔

I don't even know where to begin.

Ireland has better s&m clubs, anyway.

Well I say embarrassing stuff on a weekly basis so…. 😬

That I only clip my toenails every other month

Jk lol

Jokes aside, Did you go to the "clubs" in the end ?

Strings & Metal ? 🤔
😜😆

Yes! Own it! I'll go with you if your other friends don't.

Sure...you "meant" to say R&B. Right

My foot spends more time in my mouth than it does on the ground.

I seldom manage to get through a day without saying something embarrassing.

I missed out on a trip to Disneyland with friends back in my 20s because a family member needed some help (can’t remember the details). They were advertising a new rollercoaster at the time, and I complained to my middle sister and our brother privately, "I could be riding on Mickey’s face right now !" Then I realized how that sounded and clapped a hand over my mouth. My sister giggled; our brother shook his head, saying, "I ain’t in that, that’s between you and the mouse."

Freudian slip?

I wish I could see your clubbing outfit. Did you have angel wings?

😅

And that was probably before SW was launched, so you can't blame us for corrupting your mind.

I'll bet you were quite popular!

Not so much me but I was the one going 🫣🤦‍♂ and felt like hiding.

Was at a works meeting and one of our female engineers was giving a presentation on a problem we had.

One of the other Engineering said you need to get someone to analyse the the results, findings.

She said ‘oh we have Marcus doing it he’s great at analing.

When asked if I was she then dug that hole deeper and said “yeah he’s analed for me before”

Why can people not say help, or investigate or review, but no they bugger around with Analyse and Analysing.

😄

That’s funny 😂

Waiter : "Enjoy your meal"
Me : "You too"
Waiter : ....
Me :