Whats something embarrassing you ever said?

I was about 22, I was quite tipsy, I had been out clubbing with my friends, we were all travelling to London the next weekend, for shopping clubbing etc. We were talking about it and I announced,

"omg, I can't wait to go to the S&M clubs",

everyone just looks at me and laughs, nobody questioning me.. Nobody says anything but they are all laughing at me and I was puzzled... Only later I realised what I said, I meant to say R&B, I really don't know why the other thing came out of my mouth... But by that stage explaining myself would have seemed like I was trying to cover up... So I said nothing 😭🤣

Sapio · 51-55, M

I was 40 and at a social house. One of the managers had a bit of a belly but she was otherwise fairly lean. I asked her when she was due. She wasn't pregnant. I apologized profusely. I felt like such a fool.