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How can I distract Bard to take his wallet and go shopping?

mindstruggle
31-35, F
62 replies 94 views 1 day ago1 d
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tenente · 36-40, M Best Comment
*signs* *unzips*
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mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@tenente
Thy will be done. 🙏
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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
How bout you don’t 😒
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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle I don’t have a fanny pack!
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mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard
Then what's that on you back?
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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle a back pack!!!
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XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
He gave it to me for fried chicken already sorry 🤷‍♀
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mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@XDHyperGirlXD1
He still has more.
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XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@mindstruggle no i got cookies out of his life savings
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GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M
Have you tried the old "hey, look over there"?
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mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@GuyWithOpinions
He's smarty!
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Matt85 · 36-40, M
leave his purse alone 😡
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mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@Matt85
Are you his wife?
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Matt85 · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle I'm his au pair
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ShenaniganFoodie · 36-40, M
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basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
*sigh* always needing my help

Look, he's tiny.
Just take his wallet and put your hand on his head. He can't move. Problem solved.
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mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@basilfawlty89
Mean! 😤
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basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle no. I belive it's median?
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mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@basilfawlty89
It's mode 🙄
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Tumbleweed · F
Lap dance?
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mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@Tumbleweed
Thy will be done. 😏
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vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Just say, hey look over there
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FloorGenAdm · 51-55, M
Wild goose chase! 🦤🏃
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pride49 · 31-35, M
Take him to a roller coaster ride. When he throws a fit that he's too short to get on. Steal his wallet
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Straylight · 31-35, F
Just hold it up out of his reach.
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NerdyPotato · M
You don't need any distraction. You can easily overpower him. 😌
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mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@catastrophecarnival
Can you lend me some? 🥺
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catastrophecarnival
@mindstruggle of course
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mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@catastrophecarnival

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Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Just gang up on him with bexsy and overpower him.
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mindstruggle · 31-35, F
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NinaTina · 26-30, F
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