Is bard a hobbit?This is not a straightforward question, we must weigh up the evidence to determine @CaptainBard’s species. Exhibit a - his height! Now sure he’s a short arse who is vertically challenged, but this is not proof enough, many creatures are... See More »
I just noticed you can send a walrus as a giftI can't promise to send anyone that unless they promise not to throw it at their grandma
Some people treat deodorant like it's against their religion. It's not. Please participate in civilization.