I bought a pineapple and it was soooo sweet. 🍍🥹Went back to the same vendor and bought another one thinking I found my pineapple supplier for life. This one is SOUR. 😭 I trusted you. I came back for you!!! And this is how you repay me? 💔🍍
Is bard a hobbit?This is not a straightforward question, we must weigh up the evidence to determine @CaptainBard’s species. Exhibit a - his height! Now sure he’s a short arse who is vertically challenged, but this is not proof enough, many creatures are... See More »
I just noticed you can send a walrus as a giftI can't promise to send anyone that unless they promise not to throw it at their grandma
