ain't no way I would've died for y'all if I was Jesus 😒

And Jesus said ..

I mean, I might take a lil nap for some of these 🤷🏾

Don’t be a baby. You get to come back after three days.

You're cooler than any hypothetical redeemer .....;)

Good, that would have stopped a bunch of randos knocking on my door wanting to save me.

Your lucifer so your planning to kill us all instead 😒

If we don’t sin then Jesus died for nothing 😏

Thats why habibis got Mohammad

Well ,to be honest I don't think any of us would whether we are Christians or not.
That's why I think his sacrifice was so loving.

He didn’t die. Just played possum for 72 hrs.

Me neither. Even though it wasn't really dying but just taking a long weekend off, that's still much more than most people deserve. 😤

And THAT is why Christmas isn't NAMED after you!!! 🤣🤣🤣

That’s kinda the point.

Jesus died long before anyone here was able to commit any sins, barring time travel and vampirism.

How do you know you’re not?

you're NOT???

I wouldn`t expect you to. Just not worth it. 😬

Pssst, don't tell them, but he didn't either.

He didn't really have an option, it's not like he put himself on a cross to "die for our sins". Someone hated him enough to murder him, and then someone else decided to call it something else. It's all just silly stuff anyway.

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That's why you weren't.
Plus I think it was one of those things like a mandatory picnic at work. You really don't want to, but it kinda comes with the job you know?

If it happened, he didn't exactly have much choice.

😭

Ok