I kinda understand how men get confused & think woman are hitting on them when we're actually just being friendly.

I always assumed that women were just being friendly, even when friends — including female friends — later informed me that said women were flirting with me.

I was a very friendly person in my younger days. I could have interesting conversations with men as well as women. I had no idea that men saw my behavior as being interested in them romantically, until someone pointed it out. I was stunned that my friendly conversation could be misconstrued this way. I’ve always seen people as people first, but men seem to have different thoughts about an attractive woman engaging them in conversation.

Since I don't know ahead of time when I might desire sex, I never speak to men. My attitude might seem like a contract binding me to service, all the way to the orgasm. My freedom to care is seen as frigid, they're entitled to hurt me.
Modern sex is impossible for genuine people. I cannot perform the things you are entitled to from the internet porn you love.

Hmm, let me test out my gaydar again.

What are the compliments?

You laughed at my comment. I shall take that as a flirting attempt from your side. Hello im single, employed, erectile functional and i dont do hard drugs. When do we marry?

I'm so oblivious, I never detect flirtatious intentions until I get cornered by the flirter who mistakenly took my friendly nature as reciprocating the flirt.
This gets me into trouble all too often.
I take being aloof to a whole different level.

See what we have to deal with!!! I’m just grateful no one wants to flirt with me.

There is a fine line and it's hard to decipher sometimes. I almost always assume someone is just joking when they are flirting with me and have to be told outright before I believe it.

Wait, are you telling me the last 14 years haven't just been you relentlessly hitting on me? I'm crushed!

Yeah, sometimes one ladies being friendly is another woman's flirting lol

Most men:
She got a pulse?
.. she’s hot for it 😁

What does this have to do with Nicolas Cage?

Trust me even girls get confused. 😂