If you were cryogenically frozen for 1000 years, what's the first question you'd ask when waking up?
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
Please don't tell me any political figures where as well revived! 😱
Jessmari · 46-50, T
Where is the bathroom?
I watch too much Futurama.
I watch too much Futurama.
Sapio · 51-55, M
I'd probably ask where the bathroom was. Then I'd ask what I'm having for breakfast.
Pardon me....
Do you have Grey Poupon?
Do you have Grey Poupon?
Sutten · 41-45, F
Where's my phone? I need to check notifications.
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
SunSetStrut · 46-50
@Sutten
That reminds me, I need to go clean out the (probably) 478,000 new messages from my internet provider that keep trying to sell me another phone.
And ther 194,000 ones in the spam box that are offering the "Oh la la French course" for 50% off the regular price for a limited time (offer expires March 12, 3025)
Appreciate it. 🙂
Especially spam.
That reminds me, I need to go clean out the (probably) 478,000 new messages from my internet provider that keep trying to sell me another phone.
And ther 194,000 ones in the spam box that are offering the "Oh la la French course" for 50% off the regular price for a limited time (offer expires March 12, 3025)
Appreciate it. 🙂
Sutten · 41-45, F
@SunSetStrut The struggle is real. 😀
turntechgodhead · 16-17, T
is the simpsons still going
CallMeWhatever · F
Where’s my family
GoFish ·
where's the ice cream
beermeplease · M
hey....did you guys miss me....why are all the nudes in the image feed showing robots oiling their willies?
PatientlyWaiting25 · 46-50, F
Did you clean the fluff out of the tumble drier?
greensnacks · F
Do we still eat animals?
ElwoodBlues · M
How many planets & star systems do humans occupy?
PinkMoon · 26-30, F
Oh nana,what's my name?
SunSetStrut · 46-50
"Anybody got a cigarette?"
Has the world recovered from fascism and capitalism?
MasterLee · 56-60, M
Did they ever find those peeing hookers in Moscow?
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
Can I get a cuppa?
Picklebobble2 · 61-69, M
What's happened since I've been asleep ?
swirlie · 31-35, F
@Picklebobble2
Your ex-wife showed up and got the locks changed on your house.
Your ex-wife showed up and got the locks changed on your house.
Picklebobble2 · 61-69, M
@swirlie As long as she's locked inside 😁
swirlie · 31-35, F
@Picklebobble2
Yes, she showed up the day after you fell asleep, so I figure she's been locked inside for about 1000 years. You may need a squirt of WD40 to get the front door lock working if you call a locksmith to let you in.
Yes, she showed up the day after you fell asleep, so I figure she's been locked inside for about 1000 years. You may need a squirt of WD40 to get the front door lock working if you call a locksmith to let you in.
UKNaturist · M
Where's the bar?
Diotrephes · 70-79, M
Where's my money?
Tracos · 56-60, M
How's the weather?
AbbeyRhode · F
Where's the bathroom??? 😟
swirlie · 31-35, F
"Did anyone take the opportunity to cash-out my US investments for me while they still held some residual value?".
emyphant · 26-30, F
did my loved ones get frozen too?
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samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
Will the world still exist then?
SnickersDOM · M
@samueltyler2 yes, Earth has a few billion years before our star grows into a red giant that will actually destroy Earth (though it will be lifeless in just one billion years).
Now will humanity be around in 1000 years? Who knows.
Now will humanity be around in 1000 years? Who knows.
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
@SnickersDOM with climate chabge unchecked, there may not be enough time fir evolution to guarantee a change in all living things enough to guarantee the future existence of all life except maybe cockroaches.
meJess · F
What time is it
SleepingWithGhosts · 46-50, M
Where is she?
bugeye · 31-35, F
ugh, five more minutes?
HijabaDabbaDoo · F
who df woke me up
LordShadowfire · 51-55, M
Where's the bathroom?
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Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
Where are the people?
Why do I only see conscious AI robots walking around?
Why is the one closest to me coming at me with a hypodermic needle?
Why do I only see conscious AI robots walking around?
Why is the one closest to me coming at me with a hypodermic needle?
Wait, what, I didn't die??
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
It wouldn’t particularly matter. Language changes and evolves, and there’s a good chance in a thousand years even if they still speak English it wouldn’t be a form you’d understand, nor they you.
Rutterman · 46-50, M
What the hell just happened?
OscarTurtle · 61-69, M
Is it cold in here or is it just me?
Munumbis · 46-50, M
I'd keep my mouth shut and let whoever woke me speak.
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